Did their Catullus…
                                             —W.B. Yeats

                I. O rem ridiculam, … Redux

Hey, Coco, here's a joke, or what
To reckon with the brain and twat.

Please chortle everywhere for me
If you love S-E-X (sans E).

Today nearby the Beverly Center,
I saw chis weird guy break, and enter

Such a nice girl. I shouted some
Flow Chart; of course he couldn't come.

His dick slipped out, all small and pink.
I ace, you know, quick as you think.

He had his pants down, and he tripped:
I fucked him with my manuscript!

I rolled it tightly and, fast, cried
To smear it with some Astroglide

I had on me. I heard him grunt.
"This Snapple's not a lubricant,"

I hissed, and poured his tea up him.
And counseled more time at the gym.