"In Roanoke there lives a toad whose head
Resembles caked mud pies. Thus unnoticed,
He mourns his lost gills and tries to account
For the landscape's coarse exaggerations."

… My worst patient. I cannot discharge him
Soon enough. Observe the buckshot pupils,
The reluctant locks piled up in a bluff.
Good bones, but he walks a three-legged gait.