On the Daily
“He hadn’t been sure if he was supposed to fight back or just take the beating, if he could dodge the blows or cover his face or what, but it wound up not mattering.”
My classroom was on the first floor, next to the nuns’ lounge. I used their bathroom to puke in the mornings. One nun always dusted the toilet seat with talcum powder. Another nun plugged the sink and filled it with water.
“‘What are they rapping about?’ ‘Well, devil worship.’”
“If you ever start thinking you’re great or in the realm of greatness, pay close attention—that means your life is in danger.”
“The first book I sell on our first day in business is a used copy of 'Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School.'”
“Anyone can see I am walking in a circle.”