do you like my pony tail
I got it off a real pony who died
but I have always been a real literal
person things would be easier for me
if I didn’t tell the truth so much
like my mother said a thousand times
Miranda don’t tell the truth so much
it will only get you into trouble
but I always told her to screw it
what did she know about how precious
the truth is and she never knew
nothing about all the sorrows

just because I always tell the truth
don’t mean I ain’t understanding
see how I wear makeup on only one
side of my face that makes me able
to understand both sides of every issue
but we suffer Lord we all suffer
some more than others and I have been
chosen to understand the sufferings
and will probably live forever
which is why i always keep one eye
closed so my eyes will last and each one
works a four-hour shift it’s only fair

sometimes children throw rocks at me
but they are mostly feral and sniff
paint from spray cans they steal
otherwise life on the streets ain’t
too bad if you keep your wits about you
and don’t have serious bowel problems