I am never getting married or having babies
after I saw what happened to these dogs we had
named Max and Phoebe. One day we heard this
terrible yelping and poor Phoebe was screeching
like anything because Max had mated with her
and he couldn’t get out of her tiny behind.
Daddy had to go out with a pail of water to throw
on them (he’s a Doctor) and Mommy made us wait in
the dining room only I could see through the window
they were rolling over in the zinnias and it was