I am plastering myself into the wall of an apartment house. I want to secure myself against any further wandering or misuse of myself. As a part of the wall of a new apartment house I can rest assured of serving the cause of shelter and other humane considerations. It will be a pleasure to listen to the sounds of music and talk piercing the wall on a pleasant night or day. I also can listen in on some heavy problems and, of course, those intimate pleasures reserved only for couples in the privacy of their bedrooms. Am I plastering myself into the wall for that purpose, really? Then I will live a long and exciting life, simply by standing upright.