In his right hand extended, palm
Upward, he carried a few little faience
Sculptures—hawk, frog, and squatting man.
He wore a gambler’s shade above
His eyes and thought it was an awning
Because he was an institution
Rather than a person. He sought
Donations from the Rockefellers
But his carefully worded letters of
Appeal always got filed away.
Undaunted, he petitioned the mayor
For recognition, a blue-ribbon
Ceremony to open him,
And he wanted the council to pass a law
Giving him the absolute right
To commandeer a taxi at any
Time, seeing he was a museum and might
Have to make lightning acquisitions.
He wanted to get to know as many
Men as possible, to travel
Always in a crowd of admirers.
He would have liked the papers to publish
A route of his daily walks so people
Could schedule their visits to him & he wished
To confer with other museums on an equal