I got the call at 4 a.m. David said that he’d been up
since three. “It’s bad, man,” he told me on the phone.
“Just talked to the Head Guy. They’ve botched surrealism,
man. I know, I know—hard to believe. But it’s the real
deal: They take the personal and add blue feathers, man.”
Right then I felt a whistling near my heart. “No way,”

I said, thinking of my years there. “No fucking way!”
But it was way. The Head Guy even called Dave up
at home—a breach they usually resisted, to a man—
but time was of the essence here; hence, the phone.
“Chopper’s off from Langley now. Let’s do the real!”
I grabbed Breton, Eluard, The Poetry of Surrealism,

some Reverdy. But how could you botch surrealism?
I wondered. That damn “plain song”! Was that the way?
But who would buy the trope you understood the real?
Who could you fob that off on, without cracking up?
No, the students were too smart. But hold the phone—
the “LANGUAGE” humps—of course! “Hey, man!”—