What are your qualifications for this job?
I never miss a deadline, day or chance.

Why did you pick this line of work at all?
I love the symmetry, the play of force,
the smooth precision of well-oiled pieces.

How did you prepare for the interview?
I’ve always found it worthwhile to set up
as much sexual tension between myself
and any object in the room, as possible.

How close do you prefer to be to your work?
It would depend. One learns humility
in coming face to face with one’s concerns.
And yet, nothing approaches the satisfaction
of an aim carried across a certain distance.

Explain the choice of typeface for your vita.
A ten-point Palatino, for the fine
Italian hand. The serif captures just
the right intonation: a not-too-fine
detail, a hint of violence—the Renaissance
has always been a personal passion of mine.