I don’t know why they call them private parts. 
                                                     Mine aren’t private. 
         —Quoted in the diaries of Evelyn Waugh.

I. Me, as Seen by You as the Brothers Grimm:

A wanderer in a pair of ten-league boots,
with a faithful servant blessed by second sight, 
          I cross a romantic moor
(here representing your persona), 
galoomph through your more secluded self—
          (see below), reach the town of you,
insufficiently walled and defended
(you fear) by the crippled and the tetched. 
          I walk into the town, stand in 
the main square, boots festooned with rare bogwort,
and hand out subversive leaflets about
          how your citizenry should now
          wear this, plant that, behave in such and such a way 

2. You, as Viewed by Me as the Environmental Protection Agency:

A marshy delicate wetland,
sitting atop a threatened aquifer,
its population chiefly vegetable,
sometimes carnivorous,
crossed by pathways,
hidden, often treacherous