Call me Toots and offer me chewing gum
My mother is taking my sister and me
To an American movie at the Bijou
My sister hated Lauren Bacall last week
Because her nostrils flared and my sister
Was afraid of those deadly cat-like eyes
Humphrey Bogart was evil but a good actor
And we liked him as the tough guy always
Susan Hayward was sexy and Hollywood
Barbara Stanwyck was sassy and no-nonsense
But today I will see the lovely Oriental eyes
Of Merle Oberon, Asia’s wonderful half-sister