The Fatso

Venus is rising. She's muttering,
A sober chick is a sullen trick.
When it comes to bliss, I dream it;
you live it. Indolence, you've left
pee stains all over the almanac.
Minipads all over the palmtop.
Beer cans all over the landscaping.

The Adept

Act the fact. Balk the talk. Kill the frill.
On the publication of your strange
volume entitled The Death of Our
Sex Life: A Fantasy, that's what I
should have said. Super-fine rationale
for your two dear surrogated sons
(August angel, October devil)!

The Rosebud

Hello, artifice central? Nah, I
didn't hate it when you (infanta)
and Mr. X frugged in the dooryard
so uncultivated and real slow.
You dig everything magenta,
flying mammals, and the number ten.
Hello, diadem? Pick your poison.

The Manageress

What you aren't's the empress. What you
aren't's a waitress. What you have is
yuppie food stamps, square-headed girlfriend!
Self-esteem is a stunt, an antic,
you purveyor of irritainment.
Pleasant's useless and hardass won't help.
A little dancing baloney might.

The Witness

Rather than gather your smattering
of apostles, you stayed bravely put.
Rather than dither, you studied the Sino-
Italo-Russian pact. A treatise
ensued. It was wack. Time out of mind,
you studied Nipponese tortureware.
An odor ensued. It wasn't kind.