What man, tell me, ever
crossed the street like that,
an angle boxed on a sign,
no hands, no feet, no hat?

With Muppetless arms abrake,
He doesn’t know where to go.
Is that raised arm idiotic
a plea for cars to go slow?

Its arms are not connected.
Nor is there a sense at all
Of motion in this patron
saint of perpetual stall.