San Francisco Chronicle May 18, 1994

After the TV crews packed up
the doctors in charge
got bored quickFind a needle

in a haystack the size of Venus
and plopped the manhandled gray gob
back into its bucket. But grant checks

had been cashed: token slicing
was required. An intern pulled
the short straw from an offered fistful

of short straws, proceeded down
the long stairs to the lab
equipped with microscopic scissors