Issue 154, Spring 2000
—But who reads that shit? About as true to life as a
—I think he judges poetry with his dick. And poets, too.
—What's the scoop on her? Is that her husband, or is he
just hanging out in her hotel room for the duration?
—Personally I prefer not to think about his dick.
—His latest work, especially the poems about his dead father,
begin to sound human.
—Think of it as a conductor's baton.
—Granted, she wins all the prizes, but talk about grandiose.
—The latest inductee into the goddess cult. Like back in the
sixties when sex and war were the metaphors for
—I bet they're really confessional, and she's a total
—He knows how to network, who to climb, and when.
Timing is everything.
—Insomnia, maybe chronic fatigue syndrome. I think it's
just frayed nerves.
—I always admired your work but can't figure why it's been
—You want my phone number?
—The illusion of the narrative appears in your work, but
there's really a thread of the unspoken narrative, right?
—Are you married? Do you have children?
—Never even answered my inquiries, the pompous bastard.
—That's really sweet. Thank you.