The truth is none of our business.
Our adolescent eye-at-the-keyhole rooting
In a sweetheart’s soiled linen for a clue

To the day’s dirt and its secretions is disgusting
And weird, and after awhile we lose interest
In the way novelist Saul Bellow’s nostrils dilate

Going up an elevator ripe, as he’s written,
As bananas with matrons, or Joyce imploring
Nora Barnacle to let him watch her do what she

Must firmly, finally, explain to him is none
Of his business, and last Friday a professor
From the U. of Minnesota complained the fable