I walk on water in my poems, using the lily pads
Of the sidewalk homeless as stepping-stones.
I’d stop to talk, but they don’t have cell phones.
Their alcoholic faces come in various plaids.

A terrorist in his underwear,
Shaving in the steam, wipes the bathroom mirror clearer.
I see, while death is near, life is nearer.
My shaven skin is softer than the air.

The tugboat thrusts itself into the fluid to begin,
Backs out, chug, chug, tug, tug, digs in,
Que c’est bon, this is how, fowl and fang and fin.
The gulls, looking down at the meal down there, scream and grin.

His hands are in the basin washing, crashing.
His brain is on a boardwalk walking.
Her bigs don’t stop stalking.
The mirror is asking for a thrashing.

I’m standing at a sideboard carving a wild duck I shot a lot.
My bullfrog croaks.
My unit smokes.
My Mumbai is hot. My Bali spits snot. I’ve shot what I’ve got.

Now it’s time for the plane I’m on to come down
In pieces of women and men.
The anxiety increases in Yemen when
They pat me down in case I have something under my Muslim gown,

And I do.
I have a device.
In Paris, it had lice.
I went to Dr. Dax, who was distinguished. He knew.