Like God, I get up early, walk out in the cool of the day
to see my handiwork. Oh, Nathaniel, thou hast not done well!
I’ll post a sign: Henry Thoreau, poet and pencil-maker,
who planted this garden as a wedding gift for Nathaniel
Hawthorne and his bride, does by this notice publicly foreswear

responsibility for its present deplorable state.
Pigweed in the parsnips, the radishes choked with grass—alas,
my friend, how you have lapsed! “Paradise” you call it, say you live
here like Adam and Eve. Husbandry! The garden must give place
to the bedchamber this marriage month! The window of that shrine

looks out this way, but I think your handsome head will not appear,
framed in its panes like a portrait drawn and quartered. No, finer
sights than my ungainly frame will delight your eye this morning!
I’ll pull up a few weeds for good nature’s sake—when Adam delved,
he was a bachelor, I’ll wager. And worked on the Sabbath,

like a savage. There—the row of Bull’s Blood beet is free and clear,
still straight as the day I eyed the line and dropped the seed. Cuckoo-
like, I leave my offspring here—and there, too, within my neighbor
Waldo’s gates. Yet I’m a poor sort of rogue, a local rover,
returning to cluck and fuss. There’s the church bell—inside the house,