The banana is an herb, she said, but
The Koran claims it’s the forbidden fruit.
The orange is a berry. Grapefruit is new.
On Fridays, when we opened our lunches,
She lectured on our apples, plums, and grapes.

A president, she said, after hogging
Cherries, died; a French king, overanxious,
Bit the prickly skin of a pineapple
And shredded his greedy lips. Remember,
She said, tomatoes and olives are fruit;