June 7, 2018 Look Your Problems Have One Answer By Lorna Simpson These collages draw on found images of black women and men from vintage Ebony and Jet magazines. A selection is presented below, along with Simpson’s selection of advertising phrases. Lorna Simpson, A Friend, 2012. A SELECTION OF PHRASES CULLED FROM THE ADVERTISING THAT ORIGINALLY ACCOMPANIED MANY OF THE IMAGES THAT APPEAR WITHIN THE COLLAGES Put on your Afro Pony-Tail and swish those superflies away! Be the Huntress Not for everywoman Cool One Freedom Afro Puffs Pepper and Salt Face Framing Style Every woman should have the touch of the soft life at her finger tips From a plain before to a beautiful after Pussy cat look Light as a feather A girl should have nine lives too The Afro: keep it full, keep it classic Braids of Heaven Boss Lady Private Secretary Show Stopper Upkeep Double Take Super Dutch Boy Naturally difficult hair Don’t kid yourself Be Beautiful everyday The Duke Director The Duke Swahilian The Duke Playboy The Duke Professional The Duke Maestro The Duke Sportsman The Duke Junior Afro The Duke Globetrotter The Duke Reporter A beautiful head of hair is never an accident day after day after wonderful day Anyway you desire Strong feelings about naturalness Butter yourself up Show It Like It Is When we say long we mean long King Size It’s an Art! It’s a Mood! It’s a Feeling! One Puff Two Puffs You’re the Judge As old as 900b.c. – 200 a.d. and as Brand New as Today! Off Black Jet Black Mixed Grey Dark Brown Semi Afro Supreme Freedom Supreme beauty where your hair begins The only thing inflated will be your ego Change your mood Have no fear Anyway you choose Around-the-clock Loveliness But don’t tell You can Totally different Add a new twist to your charm and personality It took a Black company to come up with Georgia Brown Love Knot Society Queen Darling New You Afro American Heavenly Beauty Boy-Cut Curly Girly Dome of Curls Kiss Me Now Instant beauty Daisy Jones Star Glow Linda Linda Linda Afrialon Kool-N-Light Lioness Corn-row Cutie Corn-row Darling Free and Easy Liberté Flirt You’re today’s modern black woman- on the go Love Nest The Sophisticate The Matinee Bell Boogie The Swish Rhythm Tempo Top Yourself Off Feel Lovely Right On Harlem Classic Nubian Queen Mellowone Black Huntress Be the Huntress From nine to five they will know you are alive For your evening appointments too Take charge Steal the scene Simplicity is the keynote For the woman on the go What are you doing tonight Keep em watching Watch yourself Jumbo Afro Colonial Cascade China Doll Boy’s Cut Flowing Beauty Brown Skin Beauty Afro It’s about time isn’t it It’s been a long time in coming, but it’s finally here your problems have one answer I’m glad you asked that question From Campus Queen to Hollywood Star Black Pearl Before and After we specialize in rich darker shades you can have it anyway you want it So easy now Great beginning for something beautiful A little goes a long way Why shouldn’t you Anytime is the right time Flawless Exact Match Reveal the beauty that you conceal Read More
June 7, 2018 Poetry Rx Poetry Rx: Won’t You Celebrate with Me? By Claire Schwartz In our column Poetry Rx, readers write in with a specific emotion, and our resident poets—Sarah Kay, Kaveh Akbar, and Claire Schwartz—take turns prescribing the perfect poems to match. This week, Claire Schwartz is on the line. Original illustration by Ellis Rosen. Dear Poets, There are so many poems that I’ve read about being hurt. But what about hurting those whom you truly love? I need a poem to navigate this feeling of being the bad guy. Sincerely, Lost Dear Lost, When I sit down to answer these letters, I often find myself reflecting on the purpose of my response. What should the poem offer? Challenge? Company? Direction? Language for an old feeling? A way toward new possibility? Your note made me consider the particular challenges of writing about causing harm. Writing about one’s own violence sometimes feels like flaunting one’s complex interiority—a beautiful rendering would be its own kind of absolution. The harm doer’s persuasive telling can draw us willfully into their orbit. I want to offer you a poem not of solace or pardon, but one that crucially refuses reconciliation and, in so doing, holds space for the difficult work of reckoning: Sharon Olds’s “I Could Not Tell.” I could not tell I had jumped off that bus, that bus in motion, with my child in my arms, because I did not know it. I believed my own story: I had fallen, or the bus had started up When I had one foot in the air The title marks both the speaker’s shame of leaping off a bus with her child in her arms and the impossibility of assembling a narrative one cannot fully know. The distortions of both shame and memory pose a problem for language. Can one ever really tell the truth about the harm one does, or is the real work in positioning ourselves to listen well, to do better? The anxious repetition of negations that opens each stanza—“I could not tell,” “I would not remember,” “I have never done it”—structures something powerfully irreconcilable in the poem. This is a poem that breaks open the speaker’s own story about herself. It takes seriously the vulnerability of precious connection: I have never done it again, I have been very careful. I have kept an eye on that nice young mother who lightly leapt off the moving vehicle onto the stopped street, her life in her hands, her life’s life in her hands. I hope Olds’s poem keeps you company as you learn how to love better. Continue that guardianship of holding yourself accountable. —CS Read More
June 7, 2018 Arts & Culture The Surprising Literary History of Skin Care By Gavin Francis Evelyn De, The Love Potion, 1903. In Mikhail Bulgakov’s novel The Master and Margarita, there’s a scene of miraculous rejuvenation accomplished by a magical cream. Margarita Nikolaevna, a thirty-year-old woman, is sitting on a bench in Moscow’s Alexander Gardens when a suspicious fang-toothed man (later revealed as an agent of Satan) presents her with a golden casket, heavy and ornate as a reliquary. He tells her to wait until exactly half past eight that evening before opening it and applying the contents to her skin. For reasons too complicated to summarize, she agrees. At 8:29 P.M., Margarita can’t wait any longer: she lifts the heavy box of gold and opens the lid. The cream is yellowish and oily and gives off the aroma of earth, marshland, and forest. She begins rubbing it into her forehead and cheeks, where it is absorbed quickly and greaselessly, producing a tingling effect over her skin. Then she looks in the mirror and drops the casket in shock. Read More
June 6, 2018 The Radio On the Radio, It’s Always Midnight By Seb Emina “Ultimately, we don’t belong in the world governed by time,” says Michael Cremo, a guest on KNWZ, a radio station in Palm Springs, California. “As beings of pure consciousness, we are essentially timeless.” It is around two thirty A.M. in Palm Springs and around eleven thirty A.M. in Paris, where I am tidying my apartment. Cremo is talking about the end-time, which he thinks could well be imminent, but his point is relevant to the experience of listening to local radio from somewhere I am not. I love listening to radio, but sometimes I don’t want to listen to a particular station, genre, or category. Sometimes I want to listen to a time of day. Which is, of course, entirely possible thanks to the rise of online streaming at the expense of older analogue broadcast methods. If I am feeling afternoony in the morning, I can leave the world that is “governed by time” and join whichever community of radio listeners—in Mumbai, Perth, or Hong Kong—is currently experiencing three P.M. The optimism of a morning show somewhere to my west offers a fresh beginning to a day that’s become lousy by midafternoon, whereas the broadcasts of early evening, burbling across the towns and cities to my east, can turn my morning shower into a kind of short-haul time machine past those hours in which I’m expected to be productive. But for the loosest and strangest of broadcast atmospheres, I am drawn most often to the dead of night, to the so-called graveyard shift. That low-budget menagerie of voices and music is concocted to serve an unlikely fellowship of insomniacs, police officers, teenagers, and bakers—and cheats like me, tuning in from afar to behold radio’s closest equivalent to the Arctic Circle. “When you listen to radio, you are a witness of the everlasting war between idea and appearance, between time and eternity, between the human and the divine,” Herman Hesse writes. On a dead-of-night show on Melbourne’s 3AW693 News Talk, the presenter reads a listener-submitted email in full. “Last night, I made my family a delicious dinner cooked with biogas,” he reads, then explains how biogas, the fuel produced by the fermentation of organic matter, can solve many of the world’s energy issues. “Any callers?” he wonders. No one calls. Meanwhile, RadioTALK in Auckland is attracting a spree of correspondents keen to address today’s topic: “Hot-water bottles! Do you have one?” Without exception, these late-night conversations meander off into meditations on how things are not how they used to be. This is a function of two truths, namely that (1) in the middle of the night, the caller gets to speak indefinitely because who knows when the next caller will show up, and (2) once midnight has passed, almost anyone who speaks off the top of their head for more than three minutes, on any subject, will stray into nostalgic reverie. In Westchester, New York, for example, a man has called SportsRadio 1230AM at three in the morning to express sadness about the decline of fistfights in stock-car racing.. The graveyard DJs at KXLU, broadcasting out of Los Angeles, play very good music. Elsewhere, rather than accommodate through-the-night presenters, many stations switch on a preselected playlist—but even so, I like the hand-picked playlists on KCRW Berlin or Three D Radio in Adelaide far more than any sequence of music selected by algorithm. In the town of Whitesburg, Kentucky, it is 4:06 A.M., and WMMT is broadcasting Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline.” Would I ever put that song on out of choice? Probably not. But knowing it is going out to who knows who, somewhere in the Appalachian Mountains, do I love it? Yes, I think I do. Maybe that’s the joy of all this. Podcasts are the predominant audio medium of our time. They can be beautifully produced, as good as a good book, and perhaps they will supersede radio. But there’s something about the knowledge that countless unknown others are listening to the same thing as me, at the same time as me, that can’t be replaced. And when I listen to radio from other time zones, I am reminded that I do not move through times of day but rather they move through me. Somewhere in the world, it is always far too late to be up listening to the radio. Seb Emina lives in Paris and is the editor in chief of The Happy Reader magazine. Some years ago, he and the artist Daniel John Jones created a perpetual morning-radio aggregator, which can still be heard at globalbreakfastradio.com.
June 6, 2018 Arts & Culture Is This a Classic Chicago Novel? By Kathleen Rooney The newly established publishing arm of the Chicago Review of Books identifies itself as “a small press to republish classic Chicago literature in beautiful new editions.” But of what can a classic be said to consist? Looking at the etymology of the term, one finds that the meaning “of or belonging to the highest class; approved as a model” dates to the seventeenth century and derives from the Latin classicus, “relating to the highest classes of the Roman people”—in other words, superior. The obvious questions arise: superior to what and according to whom? Like so many highly subjective designations, the clearest definitions of classic are usually ostensive. The definer simply points to examples and says, That—that’s what we mean. The text toward which Chicago Review of Books Press points to inaugurate their new series is Henry Blake Fuller’s The Cliff-Dwellers, which they declare to be “the first great ‘Chicago novel’ ” and cite as having been listed by Chicago magazine as number six in their 2010 list of “The Top 40 Chicago Novels.” In his introduction to the reissue, the Chicago Review of Books’s editor in chief, Adam Morgan, quotes Dr. Joseph Dimuro of UCLA as calling The Cliff-Dwellers “arguably the first important novel of the American city.” Read More
June 6, 2018 Arts & Culture Six Books We Could and Should All Write By Anthony Madrid Viola Olerich, the famous baby scholar, 1897. Let’s make sure we’re all understanding each other. I’m not talking about novels and plays and poems. And I’m definitely not talking about great novels and plays and poems. It’s pointless to tell people to write stuff like that. Even the ones who want to can’t. And of course, most people don’t even want to. My topic is different. It’s books anybody could write. Every single thing I’m about to describe, you wouldn’t need any talent to produce it. You wouldn’t need any talent, and you wouldn’t need any understanding. All you’d have to do is stick with it. A little mimicry would help, but that’s really it. That’s why this list is good. Door’s wide open; everyone is invited. And you know what? You’d be producing something of value. At the very least, you yourself would value it. These are your models. Your versions will not be as good as these books. But they will be good just the same. Read More