A Greek once told the aged emperor Augustus
     A maxim since proved advantageous
            As well, of course, as just:

Before you turn your anger against a friend,
           Be circumspect, recite the alphabet—
                 Backwards, if you must.

Call language, then, unpacked to its implements,
        Cure of the chronic disease it had first
                Caused. And so the mind,

Distracted by its fictions, may uncast that spell
        Designed to flush the beast from a heart, may
                Domesticate its kind.

Each cartoonish CAT and DOG then will have his day,
         Eager to hiss or growl his letters out,
               Eloquently inarticulate,

For all the world like a boy at the front of class,
       Furious with both the bully and the self who has
               Forgiven but can’t forget.

Guards of the glorious revolution, bored when their
           Guillotine rusts, will “oil it with your sister.”
                 Groundlings can’t pronounce

Her name, but applaud the girl’s head on a pole.
       Hector’s mouth is full of great Achilles’ wrath.
                  Heroin by the ounce