If you believe the novels
(and why shouldn’t you believe them?)
there are some passionate women who really let go and
scream and yell when they come—
it’s as though a man were murdering a mad monkey.
And all because of continuous
lubricious friction on the bum!

I’ve not met it myself
(perhaps they weren’t passionate women?
or I wasn’t stimulating enough to earn this tribute).
Moans there were and some sighs—