there’s a stink somewhere. One day the cat has sprayed your bookcase. Or the sewer’s backed up. Or the Thai woman downstairs is cooking rancid fish.

Your bedroom smells like gym shoes. You suspect your brother’s kid of puking on the stairs.

Commercial deodorants smell worse than what they cover up; so you try incense. The thick, sweet smell is a relief at first. But what’s that underneath? Spoiled hamburger?