Issue 68, Winter 1976
A man decides to wear a baby instead of a hat.
Sometimes the baby pisses and shits on his head,
but the man doesn’t care. He is in all other
respects a reserved and courteous gentleman.
He always removes his baby in the house.
He holds his baby over his heart
when the National Anthem is played.
And when he passes a lady on the street,
he never fails to tip his baby.