We’ve received the morning post;
Royal Mail has sent a roast:
Let the ten-pound package lie
open to the blue-tailed fly.

Meat can be indifferent
with the best refrigerant
but decays within a week
and will spoil its physique.

Language functions like a sieve,
stealing what it can’t forgive;
words of praise are bittersweet,
consolation indiscreet.