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Fiction: G-I

Fiction of the Day

Alice

By Donald Barthelme

twirling around on my piano stool my bead begins to swim my bead begins to swim twirling around on my piano stool twirling around on my piano stool a dizzy spell eventuates twirling around on my piano stool I begin to feel dizzy twirling around on my piano stool

 

I want to fornicate with Alice but my wife Regine would be insulted Alice’s husband Buck would be insulted my child Hans would be insulted my answering service would be insulted tingle of insult running through calm loving health by productive tightly-knit