July 10, 2026 On Sports The Hydration-Break World Cup By Jonathan Wilson A hydration break during Netherlands versus Tunisia at the 2026 World Cup. Photo by elisfkc3, via Wikimedia Commons. Licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. It is axiomatic that countries hosting the World Cup try to put their best face forward. During the monthlong tournament, streets are cleared of anything (and anyone) that might offend the eye, political evils are swept under the rug, warm welcomes generally abound, and even authoritarian states, or those with notoriously disturbing human rights records, present themselves as sporting, full of bonhomie, and as cuddly as their official stuffed mascots. This time around, Mexico and Canada appear to have offered the standard warm embrace to teams and tourists alike; Mexico went so far as to provide a base for the Iranian team after the U.S. refused to allow its members to train, or even stay overnight, on American soil. In general, Trump’s government, which might claim it is simply eschewing hypocrisy, has been proud to display its ruthless, cruel, and ugly side, as if to declare, godlike, “We are what we are.” Hence, before the first whistle had been blown, Omar Artan, the FIFA-approved, award-winning Somali referee, was denied entry and deported, while Iraq’s star player and vice captain, Aymen Hussein, was held by border patrol at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport and questioned for almost seven hours before being admitted. The Iraqi team’s photographer was not so lucky, nor were a number of Iranian officials and support staff, who were all given thumbs down for visas, along with untold thousands of fans from countries the U.S. doesn’t like. Despite the hostile intent suggested by their Viking helmets and imaginary longboats, no problems arose for the Norwegians. The question is always, Can the excitement of o jogo bonito transcend not only a host country’s xenophobic politics but also FIFA’s eternal greed and aura of corruption? How much can fans conveniently forget in order to enjoy the games? The answer, evidently, is a lot. A case in point: this year, for the first time, FIFA introduced compulsory hydration breaks at the midway point of each half. This seemed a reasonable response to the extreme heat forecast for some of the venues, and clearly good for the players’ health. However, more than a few games were scheduled in air-conditioned domes, or in locations with temperate climates. The hydration breaks quickly generated an animated fan response. Fox Sports, so the story went, had colluded with FIFA to generate more commercial revenue by turning football into a U.S.-style game with four quarters. “Fucking hydration breaks,” a fan yelled behind me on the way into the newly named New York New Jersey Stadium (it’s in New Jersey) to watch France play Senegal, then added, “Fattening the fucking capitalist wallet.” When the game began and the peerless Kylian Mbappé scored, he forgot all about wallets and I saw him fall into a kind of rapture. Meanwhile, the longest hydration break of all was taken by the Scottish fans in Boston, who may have drained the city of beer. Among its rewards for Scotland’s win, Boston became Glasgow’s sister city. It was surprising, given Boston’s fondness for the Celtic tradition, that no one had considered this before. Read More
June 26, 2026 On Sports At the Crucible: Snooker’s World Series By Julian Waddell Ronnie O’Sullivan at the German Masters, 2012. Photograph by DerHexer, via Wikimedia Commons. Licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. When I arrived in Sheffield, England, last year and walked to the Crucible Theatre, it was not immediately clear that I was approaching the mecca of a sport watched by millions. Sheffield feels more like a large village, whose greatest claim to historical fame is industrializing so-called crucible steel, which revolutionized the cutlery trade. Today it has a reputation for being a sporting city—soccer foremost, then rugby, then ice hockey, then basketball (Minnesota Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch spent ten years playing for and coaching the Sheffield Sharks). By far the most-watched sport in Sheffield, however, is snooker. Last year, more people in China watched the final of the World Snooker Championship than Americans watched the Super Bowl. Yet few Americans even know the game exists. Snooker is pool’s nightmarishly difficult cousin. While a pool table can range from seven to nine feet long, a snooker table spans twelve feet of green baize. In place of five-inch pockets, players aim for targets just three and a half inches wide. There are twenty-one balls on the table—fifteen reds, arranged in a pyramid on one end, and six in a range of colors, lined up into a pointillistic T. Players must alternate between pocketing a red ball (worth one point) and any “color”—a somewhat technical term that means any shade besides red: yellow, green, brown, blue, pink, black (in ascending order of value). Referees return the colored balls to their designated spots on the table to allow the cycle to continue, until every red has been potted. Snooker requires thinking at least three moves ahead: a good shot always secures position to make a second ball at the correct angle to play for a third. When no offensive opportunity presents itself, players aim to hide the cue ball behind one of the colored balls up-table. To prevent the opponent from having a clear view of the next ball is to “snooker” them. Games are won when there aren’t enough points left for opponents to overcome their deficits (typically seventy to eighty points). Players are regularly seen hunched over the table, mentally calculating which colors they need to pocket to ensure victory. But great matches transcend the goal of simply winning. Even when a player has technically triumphed, they are allowed to continue shooting until they miss. These technically pointless displays of skill, however, become a game within the game—a test of meeting certain scoring thresholds. Scoring a hundred points during a single visit is called a century. A “maximum” is a score of 147, achievable only when players exclusively pocket the black ball (worth seven points) after each red. After a successful maximum, the referee removes one white glove to shake the player’s hand. Each April, snooker’s most avid fans embark on a pilgrimage to Sheffield for the World Snooker Championship, the sport’s most prestigious affair by far. But walking into the Crucible felt like attending a community play. The theater accommodates just nine hundred and eighty people, and its limited capacity means no large crowds descend on Sheffield. Neighboring streets and pubs retain a distinctly local atmosphere. Inside, guests silently fill panels of seats surrounding a central sunken pit. The small capacity heightens the intensity; the audience looms closely over the action. (The Welsh snooker star Mark Williams once reached into the audience midmatch to help himself to a spectator’s candy.) Players are not granted the luxury of an anonymous, distant crowd. “The Crucible can be a very lonely place, despite being in the company of so many,” the 1979 world champion Terry Griffiths once said. “In fact, it’s the company of so many that’s the problem.” As I chatted with other snooker devotees in the Crucible, I realized I was a demographic outlier: American and young. The audience embodied the game’s subdued energy—perhaps out of respect for the event, or maybe because most in attendance could accurately be described as near geriatric. Snooker fandom has translated poorly across the generations in Britain. Only two British players younger than thirty-four qualified for the World Championship this year. In China, however, the sport has grown exponentially over the past decade. Three hundred thousand snooker halls now line city streets across Shanghai, Beijing, Shenzhen, and Guangzhou. As attention to the sport shifts across the globe, tournaments now regularly pit a slate of aging UK stars against a flock of young Chinese players that have suddenly begun to dominate the game. Read More
June 26, 2026 On Sports A Short Defense of Sports Clichés By Isabella Cacdac Ampil Photograph by Erik Drost, via Wikimedia Commons. Licensed under CC BY 2.0. At times of especially blessed sports spectatorship, which the Knicks’ past few weeks have undoubtedly been, I often return to David Foster Wallace’s 2007 essay “How Tracy Austin Broke My Heart.” Ostensibly a pan of the tennis player’s 1992 memoir, Beyond Center Court, the piece is really about the perceived chasm between a great athlete’s genius and their apparent inability to talk about it after the fact. Whether players are recounting their in-game heroics moments later, as in a postgame interview, or years later, as in memoir form, they tend to deliver the same clichés: We’re taking each game one point at a time, focusing on the fundamentals, believing in the team. I thought of this again after Game Four of the NBA Finals, when OG Anunoby addressed reporters at Madison Square Garden. They were marveling at his now-famous tip-in, sunk with 1.2 seconds left on the clock. “You just hit the game-winning shot in an NBA Finals game in front of your home crowd,” asked one reporter. “How does that feel?” “It feels cool.” This said shrugging. “I mean, everyone’s pretty excited. I’m excited too.” An eruption of laughter; OG’s guileless what-am-I-supposed-to-say smile. “We’re all excited,” he elaborated. “We’re just focused on the next game now.” Read More
June 16, 2026 On Sports The Ultimate Fighting Championship Goes to Washington By Stephanie Cuepo Wobby Photograph by G. Edward Johnson, via Wikimedia Commons. Licensed under CC BY 4.0. In an apt omen of things to come, the first prefight press conference for UFC Freedom 250 opened with an AI-generated promotional video and ended with an unplanned altercation. It was early May; the Ultimate Fighting Championship’s “D.C. Takeover”—the culmination of Donald Trump’s promise to bring the UFC to the White House—was still more than a month away. But UFC President Dana White convened the event’s stars for a quick Q&A in Newark, New Jersey. Most of the fighters came dressed in suits, button-downs, or athleisure, but heavyweight Josh “the Incredible Hok” Hokit arrived wearing a long black cloak, an American-flag-themed skullcap, and matching gloves—candy cane stripes trailing down every finger, a solid blue block across his knuckles, an eagle glaring out from the back of each hand. Hokit, a former NFL player who transitioned to MMA because he “wanted to do a real man’s sport,” has a penchant for answering journalists’ questions in rhymes. This presser was no exception. He aimed his insults at Brazilian fighter Alex “Poatan” Pereira, in an attempt to goad him (and White) into setting up an official bout, now that the former middleweight champion had moved up to Hokit’s weight class. (“Alex gained some weight and now he thinks he’s King Kong / but his girl said the steroids killed his ding dong.”) When a reporter asked Hokit about going face-to-face with Pereira, he escalated: I come to devour. You will know the day, you will know the hour. I’m gonna give Pereira a golden shower! Read More
March 24, 2026 On Sports Sunday at La Bombonera By Juan Villoro Photograph by Hernán Piñera from Marbella, via Wikimedia Commons. Licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0. Clásicos are like Christmas for football. In these high-tension matches between fierce rivals, expectation almost always outstrips results. For months, fans visualize goals with the unrealistic yearning of a child who hopes for a new PlayStation from Santa Claus in exchange for a few cookies left out for his tired reindeer. For me, the Superclásico between Buenos Aires’s Boca Juniors and River Plate on May 4, 2008, was preceded by thirty-four years of anticipation. In 1974 I went to the Estadio Monumental to see River–Boca, but I had never been to the reverse fixture in La Bombonera, that exceptional stadium that should have been examined by Elias Canetti in Crowds and Power. The wait had charged the occasion with so much emotion that it was almost a shame it actually had to take place. Friends from Mexico, Colombia, and Spain had all similarly circled the date of May 4—the Argentine derby appeals not only to those who sleep in shirts emblazoned with the Quilmes beer logo but to an entire global tribe. Like Everest or the Mona Lisa, the fame of Boca’s stadium is impossible to deny—look no further than the crowds of tourists who come to snap pictures. But does it really represent the pinnacle of footballing passion? I spoke about the Superclásico with the taxi driver who picked me up at the Ezeiza airport and he replied with indignation: “But we hate each other more!” He came from Rosario and was referring to the bad blood between his hometown clubs Newell’s Old Boys (“the Lepers”) and Rosario Central (“the Swine”). On the drive he told me about his family’s marvelous wrath and the betrayal of his aunt Teresita, the heretic who refused to support the Swine. At the core of his story was the issue of rancor: on its biggest days, football comes down to contempt, and nobody hates each other more than Swine hate Lepers. In his opinion, the lesser rivalry between Boca–River was inflated by the press. The driver summed up his argument with theological flair: “God is everywhere, but performs his tricks in Buenos Aires.” Read More
June 6, 2024 On Sports Undisputed: Fury vs. Usyk By Declan Ryan Screenshot of match highlights from DAZN Boxing. At about 1 A.M. local time in Riyadh, on a Saturday in late May, Tyson Fury and Oleksandr Usyk met in the center of the ring for the chance to become the “undisputed” heavyweight champion of the world. It was the first time in twenty-five years—since the Brit Lennox Lewis beat the American Evander Holyfield—that boxing would be able to call one man its sole heavyweight champion due to the money-spinning, head-scratching antics of its various governing bodies. Tyson Fury is a six-foot-nine behemoth and gift to nominative determinism. He has become arguably the most “notorious” fighter—in his era thanks in large part to his size, but also to his unlikely resurrection story. Having beaten the man who was then at the top of the business, the Ukrainian Wladimir Klitschko, in 2015, Fury looked to have announced himself as the new head of the heavies before unraveling completely into substance abuse and morbid obesity, spiraling to a point where he seemed lost to boxing, and almost to life. In 2018, he lost most of the unhelpful proportion of his bulk to come back and face off against Deontay Wilder, a whip-cracking American heavyweight who had knocked most of his rivals cold. (The result was a split-decision draw, but he beat Wilder in 2020.) He’s since spoken of having made a suicide attempt at his lowest, and has become something of an advocate for mental health awareness, as well as the star of a Netflix reality TV series, large portions of which involve him driving to the local dump in a Volkswagen Passat. Fury—the self-proclaimed “Gypsy King”—is of Irish Traveller heritage and tends to give tabloid journalists profanity-laden, libel-baiting copy. Bald, love-handled, with spindly legs, a Brobdingnagian among the citizenry, he is fleet-footed and elegant in the ring, like some big-game beast suddenly streamlined within its proper element. He had seemed cocksure as ever going into the weekend, having previously called Usyk, who is much smaller, a “rabbit” and a “sausage,” among other slightly feudal insults. Unlike in every other weight division, where ounces are a matter of debate and contract law, in the heavyweight division there is no upper limit. Usyk has had other, even bigger things on his mind. Usyk is Ukrainian and had, following Russia’s invasion, for a time been on the front line. Usyk was urged to return to the ring to give his nation’s beleaguered but resolute populace something to cheer, so he brought a steely purpose, albeit a divided attention, to the clash. He formerly operated in the weight division below heavy, cruiserweight, and had been an undisputed champion there before bulking up to enter the more lucrative land of the giants. Impeccably well drilled and increasingly squat and solid, having grown into his new big-man status, Usyk seemed unmoved by Fury’s usual erratic rants. He also seemed unmoved when Fury’s father headbutted a member of Usyk’s entourage on the Monday of fight week, serving only to bloody his own head in the process. Read More