If you’re not Pride and Prejudiced out, here’s a playlist. (We think it should end with “Chapel of Love,” but that’s a matter of opinion.)

Barnes & Noble will be downsizing, closing twenty stores a year for the next ten years. (Did you know they had that many stores?)

In related news, the Globe and Mail is, depressingly, slashing its books section. That’s right: “Slashing.”

At least the word puberty is no longer censored! Judy Blume on the bad times.

It would seem that Harry Potter, like the Bible, can be used to support any argument.