That day in New York, when you asked me whether I could recite any limericks of my own, I was momentarily at a total loss, and couldn't recall a single one; though in the course of years I've composed quite a few. So I thought I would send you some. I record them in a pretty good book called The Lure of the Limerick, by W.S. Baring-Gould. But before I offer any works of my own, I should mention one reputedly by Kingsley Amis.
The fellow who screwed Brigid Brophy
Was awarded the Kraft-Ebbing trophy;
He was paid eighty quid
For the thing that he did.
Which many declared was a low fee.
And now, some modest efforts of my own.