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Advanced Studies in Time Wasting, and Other News
By
Dan Piepenbring
November 18, 2014
On the Shelf
Akseli Gallen-Kallela,
Symposium
, 1894.
The Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year is
vape
, which can function as a noun or a verb and “arose to fill a gap in our lexicon.” One can only imagine all the e-cigarette manufacturers presently scrambling to send complimentary samples to Oxford University Press’s offices.
At last, someone’s teaching a course at the University of Pennsylvania called “
Wasting Time on the Internet
.” “Although we’ll all be in the same room, our communication will happen exclusively through chat rooms and listservs, or over social media. Distraction and split attention will be mandatory. So will aimless drifting and intuitive surfing.” I’ve been auditing this class unknowingly for my entire adult life. I must owe UPenn hundreds of thousands of dollars by now.
Today in algorithms: a new one “automatically generates
an independent ranking of notable authors for a given year
.” It’s intended to help archivists learn which books in the public domain were the most popular—but it also has huge ramifications for ego massage and ego damage.
“He leans his right elbow on several grapefruit-size balls he has made from rubber bands people have given him during his daily circuit of social pit stops in Manhattan. He keeps hard candy in his pockets and a box of dog biscuits in the trunk, for dispensing.” This is
New York’s oldest cabbie
.
The oldest leather shoe, by comparison, has been around for 5,500 years and
can be seen at a museum in Armenia
.
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