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More Drunk Texts from Famous Authors

June 4, 2014 | by

The long-awaited sequel.









Jessie Gaynor is a consummate professional who sometimes tweets at @jessiegaynor.



  1. George Lee Moore | June 4, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Dig the Apollinaire

  2. Apologetic Grammar Hound | June 4, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Being a grammar nazi (super apologize): FLARF’s texts have an incorrect use of you’re vs. your (should be your, but it’s you’re)

  3. AM | June 4, 2014 at 4:23 pm


  4. YelloDrinks | June 4, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    Grammar Hound Honey,
    you pissed…sorry missed the point: “Drunk Texts from Famous Authors”! Greetings from Germany (super apologize)!

  5. Archie Pratt | June 4, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    This is a very long blogroll…

  6. Erika | June 4, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    William Blake’s is the best one.

  7. Craig Hart | June 5, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    Are people really correcting the grammar in a drunk text (it being from a famous author notwithstanding)? Not to mention grammar “errors” occurring in a spam spoof? Oy vey.

  8. E | June 6, 2014 at 3:46 pm

    Better done by Mallory Ortberg for years now

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