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Do Not Eat Library Paste

May 24, 2013 | by


Deeply tragic, deeply instructive. Via Dangerous Minds.




  1. Matthew Glover | May 25, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    It doesn’t say he died because of the library paste, just that that’s what he was doing when he died. My theory of cause of death: Mastadon Stampede

  2. Nigel | May 26, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Or possibly bludgeoned by a librarian for eating all the paste…

  3. Tom bankson | October 3, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    I believe this to be true as I have in a scrapbook, an old yellowing
    newspaper article that speaks of an ‘All you can eat’ library paste
    dinner in Goldfield on that very day.

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