{"id":97521,"date":"2016-04-29T09:33:51","date_gmt":"2016-04-29T13:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=97521"},"modified":"2016-04-29T10:27:39","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T14:27:39","slug":"cattle-rustlers-still-roam-these-hills-and-other-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2016\/04\/29\/cattle-rustlers-still-roam-these-hills-and-other-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Cattle Rustlers Still Roam These Hills, and Other News"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_97522\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/looking-for-rustlers.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-97522\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-97522\" class=\"wp-image-97522\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/looking-for-rustlers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/looking-for-rustlers.jpg 1012w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/looking-for-rustlers-300x204.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/looking-for-rustlers-768x521.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-97522\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Looking for cattle rustlers.<\/p><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Bill Clinton is widely credited with having turned the cigar into an erotic emblem, but Charlotte Bront\u00eb got there first, in <em>Villette<\/em>: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.economist.com\/blogs\/prospero\/2016\/04\/literary-bicentenary\" target=\"_blank\">Her heroine, a plain-faced and seemingly colorless 23-year-old school teacher named Lucy Snowe finds herself falling in love with her choleric Belgian colleague. Unsurprisingly, Paul Emanuel is a dark-haired, blue-eyed cigar smoker<\/a> \u2026 One evening, Lucy steals softly into a deserted classroom to discover Emanuel immersed in her desk. \u2018His olive hand held my desk open, his nose was lost to view amongst my papers.\u2019 The reader is startled at the brazen snooping, but Lucy is unperturbed. She has known all along \u2018that that hand of M. Emanuel\u2019s was on the most intimate terms with my desk; that it raised and lowered the lid, ransacked and arranged the contents, almost as familiarly as my own \u2026 <em>they smelt of cigars<\/em>.\u2019 \u201d<\/li>\n<li>Today in cattle rustling: it\u2019s still a thing. Matt Wolfe knows. He went to Texas and rode along with the cow police: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.oxfordamerican.org\/magazine\/item\/814-ride-along-with-the-cow-police\" target=\"_blank\">Lawmen and rustlers now find themselves reenacting a centuries-old drama, one central to the creation myth of the American frontier. If the cowboy was the great American folk hero, the cattle rustler was his villainous twin<\/a> \u2026 In Texas, when a cow or bull is reported stolen, the case is assigned to one of twenty-seven men, the employees of a trade group called the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association \u2026 \u2018These days, we got more rustlers than you can say grace over,\u2019 [Ranger Wayne] Goodman told me. \u2018It used to be you didn\u2019t catch a rustler that didn\u2019t know cattle, or at least have some kind of agriculture in their background. Now, what with the drought, it doesn\u2019t take much skill. Cows are so thirsty you can lead them into a trailer with just a bucket of water.\u2019 \u201d<\/li>\n<li>A collection of smutty engravings from the late eighteenth century reveals that people fornicated then in much the same way they do now. Sad. You\u2019d think we\u2019d have made some minor advancements since then. In fact, these engravings are based on engravings from the fourteenth century, so we\u2019ve been in a rut for even longer. At least the book has a good long title: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/dangerousminds.net\/comments\/an_18th_century_guide_to_sex_positions\" target=\"_blank\">L\u2019Ar\u00e9tin d\u2019Augustin Carrache ou Recueil de Postures \u00c9rotiques, d\u2019Apr\u00e8s les Gravures \u00e0 l\u2019Eau-Forte par cet Artiste C\u00e9l\u00e8bre, Avec le Texte Explicatif des Sujets\u00a0(The \u2018Aretino\u2019 of Agostino Carracci, or a collection of erotic poses, after Carracci\u2019s engravings, by this famous artist, with the explicit texts on the subject)<\/a>.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>There\u2019s not much to look forward to in this life, but we can take solace, at least, in the mini-golf courses of tomorrow. Coming soon to Trafalgar Square: \u201cAs part of the\u00a0London Design Festival, which runs September 17\u00a0through\u00a025, <a href=\"http:\/\/hyperallergic.com\/294538\/futuristic-mini-golf-course-in-london-will-include-zaha-hadid-designed-hole\/\" target=\"_blank\">a number of international designers and architects have submitted plans for a nine-hole mini-golf course<\/a> \u2026 London-based architecture practice\u00a0Ordinary Architecture have designed a large cross-section of a pigeon that reveals its anatomy to illustrate how the bird\u2019s digestive system works; players aim golf balls through its mouth and watch as they roll through its guts before popping out through its butt. The rendering by Hat Projects and Tim Hunkin is also pretty fun: envisioned as a high-rise building under construction (the future will include\u00a0no sky!), the towering course will deposit poorly aimed balls into containers with labels such as \u2018Affordable Housing,\u2019 \u2018Bankruptcy,\u2019 and \u2018Abandoned Dreams.\u2019 On the other hand, if your aim is true, a contraption will pour you a glass of whiskey.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>While we\u2019re in London: it\u2019s a great place to walk around at night. \u201cIn the darkness,\u201d Matthew Beaumont writes, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.versobooks.com\/blogs\/1962-cities-like-cats-will-reveal-themselves-at-night-an-extract-from-nightwalking-a-nocturnal-history-of-london\" target=\"_blank\">above all perhaps in familiar or routine places, everything acquires a subtly different form or volume. Even the ground beneath one\u2019s feet feels slightly different<\/a>. Ford Madox Ford lamented in\u00a0<em>The Soul of London\u00a0<\/em>(1905) that, \u2018little by little, the Londoner comes to forget that his London is built upon real earth: he forgets that under the pavements there are hills, forgotten water courses, springs, and marshlands\u2019. It is not the same in the dead of night. At two <small>A.M.<\/small>, in the empty streets, no longer fighting against the traffic of cars and commuters, the solitary pedestrian\u2019s feet begin to recall the \u2018real earth\u2019 \u2026 The nighttime self, moreover, is another self. In \u2018Street Haunting\u2019 (1930), Virginia Woolf quietly celebrated \u2018the irresponsibility which darkness and lamplight bestow\u2019. \u2018We are no longer quite ourselves\u2019, she observed.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Clinton is widely credited with having turned the cigar into an erotic emblem, but Charlotte Bront\u00eb got there first, in Villette: \u201cHer heroine, a plain-faced and seemingly colorless 23-year-old school teacher named Lucy Snowe finds herself falling in love with her choleric Belgian colleague. Unsurprisingly, Paul Emanuel is a dark-haired, blue-eyed cigar smoker \u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2512],"tags":[22124,4217,22123,2261,22126,22125,22128,22127,18466,1166,12251,12476],"class_list":["post-97521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-shelf","tag-cattle-rustling","tag-charlotte-bronte","tag-cigars","tag-cows","tag-erotic-engravings","tag-livestock","tag-mini-golf","tag-miniature-golf","tag-nightwalking","tag-texas","tag-theft","tag-villette"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v25.4 (Yoast SEO v25.4) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Looking for Cattle Rustlers in Modern-Day Texas<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"This and more in today\u2019s 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