{"id":7127,"date":"2010-10-30T13:05:52","date_gmt":"2010-10-30T17:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=7127"},"modified":"2018-12-10T13:55:05","modified_gmt":"2018-12-10T18:55:05","slug":"of-gods-and-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2010\/10\/30\/of-gods-and-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Of Gods and Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2010\/10\/27\/the-san-francisco-freak-show\/\">Louisa<\/a>,<\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ve been enjoying yourself so far.<\/p>\n<p>I have a serious question to ask you; in fact, I have a serious piece of begging to do. May I please switch teams, just for game 4? It\u2019s not the Texas collapse that leads me to this embarrassing <em>volte face<\/em>. It\u2019s not Cliff Lee\u2019s implosion that I mind\u2014although we have to discuss that\u2014or the fact that Josh Hamilton and Michael Young are hitting a buck twenty-five each, or even that Matt Cain looks like he\u2019s wearing a clown wig under his cap in honor of Halloween. These are all things I can deal with. No, the problem is that the George Bushes, <em>pere et fils<\/em> (just to be elitist about it) are scheduled to throw out the first pitch in game 4. I had been willing to overlook the issue of previous ownership, but this is too much. I would like the Rangers to win tomorrow, lose game 4 and then have Cliff come back and win game 5 with me a fan all over again. What do you think, is this possible?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->But before I come over, if you\u2019ll have me, a couple of thoughts. Before game 6 of the ALCS, I had dinner with a Ranger-supporting friend of mine. We agreed that the Rangers had to win the game and not go to Lee in game 7, as he was surely destined to lose after his tremendous performances earlier in the series. There had been way too much hype about Lee, and for reasons that any regular reader of Homer\u2014or indeed Louis L\u2019Amour\u2014will understand, a new dawn has to follow a long night. Game 1 was that night, and boy, was it brutal: four innings, eight hits, and a spike in postseason ERA from under two to 11.57. Rangers manager Ron Washington said that Lee didn\u2019t have his curveball working and explained that his pitcher was only human, a fact I had certainly forgotten. Thursday night was completely different: an amazing pitching duel until C. J. Wilson got a blister, and that was that. He glued the skin on his finger back together once after the second inning, and then, in the seventh, it went for good, and so did the Rangers\u2019 chances. During the eighth, I kept expecting Roberto Duran to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HPoWrWwwi8M\">run in yelling \u201c<em>no mas<\/em>.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t for a second mean to belittle the Giants\u2019 achievement. They\u2019ve been fantastic. Edgar Renteria was never that good at Fenway\u2014to be accurate, he was never any good at Fenway\u2014but his performance this year is a reminder of his 1997 single to win the World Series for the Marlins. Juan Uribe\u2019s batting average is, for once, higher than his weight. The pitching has been even better than you said it would be; Lincecum and Cain just look nasty, and we haven\u2019t even really gotten to see Brian Wilson\u2014the bearded closer with an IQ of 188 hasn\u2019t been needed\u2014in any meaningful way.<\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what will happen, but I\u2019d like to think it\u2019s only going to get more exciting. Texas simply cannot continue to be this bad, can they? 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