{"id":68840,"date":"2014-03-28T10:45:36","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T14:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=68840"},"modified":"2019-02-04T10:45:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-04T15:45:06","slug":"emancipation-carbonation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2014\/03\/28\/emancipation-carbonation\/","title":{"rendered":"Emancipation Carbonation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bizjournals.com\/atlanta\/morning_call\/2014\/03\/new-diet-coke-frost-pulled-from-stores.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The typo of the day<\/a>, from a story in the <em>Atlanta Business Chronicle<\/em>\u2014<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just one month after Diet Coke rolled out the first frozen carbonated beverage in the brand\u2019s 31-year history, the product\u2014Diet Coke FROST Cherry Slurpee\u2014has been removed from stores because it did not free properly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Lesson learned: brain freeze does not bring deliverance, even when it comes from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=O1bsFn0F5vI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a refreshing Diet Coke<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The typo of the day, from a story in the Atlanta Business Chronicle\u2014 Just one month after Diet Coke rolled out the first frozen carbonated beverage in the brand\u2019s 31-year history, the product\u2014Diet Coke FROST Cherry Slurpee\u2014has been removed from stores because it did not free properly. 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