{"id":63887,"date":"2013-12-18T13:53:59","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T18:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=63887"},"modified":"2019-01-29T15:23:17","modified_gmt":"2019-01-29T20:23:17","slug":"amazing-headline-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/amazing-headline-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Amazing Headline Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/thetwo-way\/2013\/12\/17\/251931187\/book-news-was-gollum-done-in-by-vitamin-d-deficiency\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">NPR Books<\/a> asks, \u201cWas Gollum Done In By Vitamin D Deficiency?\u201d The query is prompted by a new paper in the <em>Medical Journal of Australia<\/em>, positing that creepy cave-dwellers (rarely the hero) are often victims not of motiveless malignancy, but a lack of sun. \u201cSystematic textual analysis of <em>The Hobbit <\/em>supports our initial hypothesis that the triumph of good over evil may be assisted to some extent by the poor diet and lack of sunlight experienced by the evil characters \u2026 aversion to sunlight \u2026 may lead to vitamin D deficiency and hence reduced martial prowess.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 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