{"id":61069,"date":"2013-10-09T15:58:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T19:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=61069"},"modified":"2013-10-09T16:43:25","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T20:43:25","slug":"death-of-a-salesman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2013\/10\/09\/death-of-a-salesman\/","title":{"rendered":"Death of a Salesman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/3440_10s2GSAuSt5_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-61074\" alt=\"Cal Worthington\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/3440_10s2GSAuSt5_1-e1381189153306.jpg\" width=\"592\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/3440_10s2GSAuSt5_1-e1381189153306.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/3440_10s2GSAuSt5_1-e1381189153306-300x217.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Once called the \u201cfriend of every insomniac in Southern California,\u201d Cal Worthington haunted the nether regions of broadcast programming for more than sixty years. Judging by the frequency of his appearances, their consistency, and their longevity, Worthington might have been the biggest television star in the history of the West. That makes him as much a deity as anything California culture has seen in its short history. But he wasn\u2019t an actor or a journalist or a politician. His church was a chain of car dealerships and his prophesies a series of madcap advertisements. For better or worse, everyone who lived in Southern California had to reckon with him.<\/p>\n<p>Worthington\u2019s long-running series of self-produced spots never deviated from a formula. The slender cowboy\u2014six foot four in beaver-skin Stetsons and a custom Nudie suit\u2014always preceded his hyperactive sales pitch with a gambol through the lot of his Dodge dealership, accompanied by an escalating succession of exotic animals. Originally it was an ape, then a tiger, an elephant, a black bear, and, finally, Shamu, the killer whale from SeaWorld\u2014each of which was invariably introduced as Cal\u2019s dog, Spot. Not once did he appear with a canine. The banjo-propelled jingle (set to the tune of \u201cIf You\u2019re Happy and You Know It\u201d) exhorted listeners to \u201cGo see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal,\u201d a catchphrase that became the basis for the most infamous mondegreen in Golden State history. To this day, <i>Pussycow<\/i> remains a nostalgic code word exchanged among Californians who came of age in the era before emissions standards. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Cal-on-an-elephant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-61075 alignleft\" alt=\"Cal Worthington on an elephant\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Cal-on-an-elephant.jpg\" width=\"335\" height=\"429\" \/><\/a>Worthington himself became a figurehead for the omnipresence of advertising in modern life; for some, he personified the new, invasive capitalism of the television era. The ads always began with the same hasty introduction\u2014\u201cHere\u2019s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!\u201d\u2014as though he was always there, hiding behind the curtain of commercial breaks, waiting to ambush us and sell, sell, sell. When Worthington died last month, at ninety-two, it wasn\u2019t shocking because it was sudden but rather because, for the great majority of Californians, Worthington wasn\u2019t someone who appeared on television\u2014he was a character who seemed to live <i>inside<\/i> television.<\/p>\n<p>Born sixth in a nine-child family, Calvin Coolidge Worthington had been raised \u201cstarving and barefooted\u201d on reservation land in Osage County, Oklahoma. His father, Benjamin Franklin Worthington, was a roustabout and failed horse trader whose lack of achievement both embarrassed and galvanized his son, who was motivated by the fear of being a nonentity. In his 1975 autobiography, <i>My Dog Spot<\/i>, Worthington recalled the wonderment he experienced when he first laid eyes an airplane: \u201cIf I could just learn to fly one of those things, I told myself, I would have a chance to be somebody.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And in fact, he flew twenty-nine missions as a bomber pilot in World War II, but without a college degree he couldn\u2019t fulfill his dream of becoming a commercial pilot. When a gas-station venture in Corpus Christi failed in 1947 he sold his \u201936 Hudson Terraplane to save the business. Within a few weeks he\u2019d bought and sold five other cars. His knack for sales was entirely inadvertent. Whenever he told his life story, he always portrayed aviation as his one true calling. Selling autos just happened to be the only occupation that didn\u2019t make him feel like a failure.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_1680.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-61077 alignright\" alt=\"Cal Worthington\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_1680-611x1024.jpg\" width=\"263\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_1680-611x1024.jpg 611w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_1680-179x300.jpg 179w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/IMG_1680.jpg 1831w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a>First lured to Los Angeles in 1948, Worthington was part of a massive migration of Okies and Texans who relocated to the West Coast after the war in the hope of escaping the farm-labor sector. They settled in a cluster of neighborhoods located in the flatlands southeast of downtown LA. (In those days, Bell Gardens was derisively known as \u201cBilly Goat Acres,\u201d just one of the ways in which the big city marginalized Okie families.) Assimilation into mainstream culture was all but guaranteed by two shiny commodities: the automobile and the television, a new invention that would become massively popular in the years after Worthington\u2019s arrival in the city. In 1947, there were four hundred television sets in Los Angeles County and 1.5 million cars. By 1967, there were approximately six million TVs and four million cars.<\/p>\n<p>As the model for television advertising shifted from single-sponsor shows to short commercial interruptions, Worthington invested in minute-long spots that ran continuously in cheap time slots: during kids programming, midnight movies, and <i>Twilight Zone <\/i>reruns. His \u201cMy dog Spot\u201d ad was originally intended as a parody of a commercial featuring a motor-mouth pitchman from Encino named Chick Lambert, who appeared alongside an inert German shepherd in a popular series of spots for the Ralph Williams dealership in Encino. \u201cI wanted to figure out a way to make people quit watchin\u2019 them,\u201d Worthington told the <i>Los Angeles Times <\/i>in 1985, \u201cso I got me this big ol\u2019 nasty ape, chained him to a car bumper and just sorta winged it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can beat or match any deal that guy out in the Valley can offer you,\u201d boasted Worthington. And then, gesturing to the ape: \u201cWhat\u2019s more, my dog can lick his dog!\u201d His business tripled. By the eighties, he was spending up to half a million per month on advertising. \u201cYou\u2019d think you could coast and not do them for a while,\u201d he said, \u201cbut the next day after you don\u2019t have a commercial on, business drops.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His ubiquity made him more than a celebrity\u2014he became a collective point of reference. His jingle inspired the songs in Robert Altman\u2019s <i>Nashville<\/i>. His ads were lampooned by Soupy Sales and Johnny Carson, and the latter invited Worthington on <i>The Tonight Show<\/i> in the late seventies, at the peak of his fame. At the same time, his name could be found amid the primordial graffiti left on the basement walls of the Masque, LA\u2019s first punk-rock club: next to \u201cKill a Pig!\u201d and \u201cEverything is Wrong\u201d someone scrawled, \u201cCal Worthington Was Here\u2014He\u2019s a Commie!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Worthington\u2019s name also frequently materialized in the work of writers, usually as an emblem of the tacky commerciality of Southern California. In <i>Inherent Vice<\/i>, Thomas Pynchon name-checked Worthington and satirized his late-night transmissions. Sam Shepard\u2019s <i>Cruising Paradise<\/i> unfolds deep in the Inland Empire, where an adolescent\u2019s wrung-out aunt watches a Worthington commercial \u201con the edge of an old abandoned vineyard, in one of those little clapboard box houses originally thrown up for Mexican migrant workers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In one of his infamous columns for the <i>Los Angeles Free Press<\/i>, Charles Bukowski pined for his hometown while on a trip to Utah. \u201cNo transport, no racetrack, no beer, no Cal Worthington,\u201d he griped. \u201cThe general calm madness of Hollywood and Los Angeles will have to wait.\u201d Around the same time, Frank Zappa skewered Worthington in his fifteen-minute rock opera, \u201cBilly the Mountain.\u201d He later said in an interview, \u201cPeople in fifty years\u2019 time should have documentation of monsters like Cal Worthington.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A monster? Worthington\u2019s commercials were incessant, but they weren\u2019t insidious and ruthless in the manner of contemporary corporations. \u201cMy dog Spot\u201d wasn\u2019t the result of computer-generated market research. Worthington was an improviser who kept a running notepad of ideas on him at all times (presumably it contained a long list of animals), and he broke all of the New York advertising industry\u2019s imperious dictums. His commercials repudiated well-groomed tacticians like David Ogilvy, who once wrote, \u201cIt pays to give a product a high class image instead of a bargain basement image. Also you can get more for it.\u201d All told, Worthington sold half a million autos with his personal vision of Western absurdism. Could an Ogilvy idea have done better?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_61076\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/CalWorthington-as-a-wing-walker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-61076\" class=\"size-full wp-image-61076\" alt=\"CalWorthington as a wing walker\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/CalWorthington-as-a-wing-walker.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/CalWorthington-as-a-wing-walker.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/CalWorthington-as-a-wing-walker-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-61076\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">CalWorthington as a wing walker, in one of his spots.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>To the end, Worthington claimed he didn\u2019t like cars. He preferred to pilot his own plane between his dealerships in Los Angeles and his twenty-four-thousand-acre almond and olive farm in Orland, just north of Sacramento. He invested his profits in other ventures because, as he liked to say, \u201cyou can\u2019t have money lying around. You need to have that money working somewhere.\u201d He owned cattle ranches in Nevada and Idaho, in addition to his spread in Orland, which is where he died, surrounded by family while watching NFL Sunday. He had six children, ranging in age from twelve to sixty-six. At times it seemed the only things he really believed in were land, progeny, and planes. Back in the eighties he used to fly traffic watch at dawn for one of the local television stations. In exchange, they offered him free advertising minutes, but he admitted he did it mostly because he loved the look of Los Angeles from above.<\/p>\n<p>Most people come to LA to get into show business. Worthington encountered the concepts of show business and celebrity and assimilated them to himself. If you grew up in a place where your daily dose of television was peppered with constant messages from \u201cDealin\u2019 Doug\u201d or \u201cJolly John\u201d or \u201cPrice Cuttin\u2019 Nate Sutton,\u201d all of them insisting that you \u201ccome on, come on, come on down to see the best deals around,\u201d then you grew up with a piece of Cal Worthington. Still, something about his wacky bravura is distinctly Californian. After Worthington died I went to the central library in Glendale to check out a copy of <i>My Dog Spot<\/i> from Special Collections. \u201cPussycow,\u201d said the thin, bespectacled librarian, handing me the pristine paperback.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sam Sweet lives and works in northeast Los Angeles. His first book, <\/em>Hadley, Lee, Lightcap<em>, will be published next year.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once called the \u201cfriend of every insomniac in Southern California,\u201d Cal Worthington haunted the nether regions of broadcast programming for more than sixty years. Judging by the frequency of his appearances, their consistency, and their longevity, Worthington might have been the biggest television star in the history of the West. 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