{"id":56879,"date":"2013-07-29T09:30:42","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T13:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=56879"},"modified":"2013-07-29T10:43:31","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T14:43:31","slug":"chocolate-jerks-and-other-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2013\/07\/29\/chocolate-jerks-and-other-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate, Jerks, and Other News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/chocolatebarlarge.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/chocolatebarlarge.jpg\" alt=\"chocolatebarlarge\" width=\"600\" height=\"415\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-56880\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/chocolatebarlarge.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/chocolatebarlarge-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<li>We all know<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/technology\/archive\/2011\/03\/winston-churchill-was-the-recipient-of-the-first-omg\/73054\/\" target=\"_blank\"> <em>OMG<\/em><\/a> has some years on it, but, <a href=\"http:\/\/theweek.com\/article\/index\/247445\/16-words-that-are-much-older-than-they-seem\" target=\"_blank\">as it turns out<\/a>, so do <em>unfriend<\/em>, <em>outasight<\/em>, and <em>hang out<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Some leaves, woman holding a birdcage for some reason, and seventeen other contemporary <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/lukelewis\/19-book-cover-cliches\" target=\"_blank\">book-cover clich\u00e9s<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/newsfeed.time.com\/2013\/07\/24\/the-smell-of-chocolate-could-help-boost-bookstore-sales\/\" target=\"_blank\">a study<\/a> in the <em>Journal of Environmental Psychology<\/em>, bookstore sales may benefit from the aroma of chocolate.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cOne unexpected development of becoming a writer is meeting literary heroes \u2026 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/07\/28\/books\/review\/fallen-idols.html?pagewanted=all&amp;_r=1&amp;\" target=\"_blank\">Unfortunately<\/a>, sometimes they turn out to be asses, or they hit on you.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>[WARNING: the following is disturbing.] The frontispiece of this nineteenth-century book reads, \u201cThe leather with which this book is bound is human skin, from a soldier who died during the great Southern Rebellion.\u201d And it is not an idle boast; rather, it\u2019s an example of the (hopefully) lost art of anthropodermic bibliopegy. <a href=\"http:\/\/mentalfloss.com\/article\/51634\/bizarre-art-binding-books-human-skin\" target=\"_blank\">Read<\/a> at your own risk. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all know OMG has some years on it, but, as it turns out, so do unfriend, outasight, and hang out. Some leaves, woman holding a birdcage for some reason, and seventeen other contemporary book-cover clich\u00e9s. According to a study in the Journal of Environmental Psychology, bookstore sales may benefit from the aroma of chocolate. 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