{"id":55721,"date":"2013-07-08T09:39:20","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T13:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=55721"},"modified":"2019-01-06T14:14:44","modified_gmt":"2019-01-06T19:14:44","slug":"rahm-emanuel-to-jump-in-lake-if-kids-read-and-other-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2013\/07\/08\/rahm-emanuel-to-jump-in-lake-if-kids-read-and-other-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Rahm Emanuel to Jump in Lake If Kids Read, and Other News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cThis \u2018immortal\u2019 pilferer of other men\u2019s stories and ideas, with his monstrous rhetorical fustian, his unbearable platitudes, his pretentious reduction of the subtlest problems of life to commonplaces against which a Polytechnic debating club would revolt, his incredible unsuggestiveness, his sententious combination of ready reflection with complete intellectual sterility, and his consequent incapacity for getting out of the depth of even the most ignorant audience, except when he solemnly says something so transcendentally platitudinous that his more humble-minded hearers cannot bring themselves to believe that so great a man really meant to talk like their grandmothers.\u201d And other <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2013\/07\/03\/the_greatest_literary_takedowns_of_all_time\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">literary takedowns<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Playing on children\u2019s eternal desire to see authority figures drenched in cold water, Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel and former Chicago Bear Israel Idonije have sworn to jump in wintry Lake Michigan if local kids read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcchicago.com\/blogs\/ward-room\/Rahm-If-Kids-Read-2-Million-Books-Ill-Jump-In-The-Lake-214307921.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">two million books<\/a> this summer.<\/li>\n<li>Think the fun is over now that you\u2019re back at work? 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