{"id":47229,"date":"2013-02-22T13:30:05","date_gmt":"2013-02-22T18:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=47229"},"modified":"2013-02-22T12:11:49","modified_gmt":"2013-02-22T17:11:49","slug":"weirdest-titles-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/22\/weirdest-titles-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Weirdest Titles of the Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/how-tea-cosies-changed-the-world.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-47236\" alt=\"how-tea-cosies-changed-the-world\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/how-tea-cosies-changed-the-world.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"393\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/how-tea-cosies-changed-the-world.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/how-tea-cosies-changed-the-world-300x294.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Forget the Oscars: what we&#8217;re interested in is the Diagram Prize, which rewards the oddest title of the year. The shortlist follows; vote for your favorite before March 22 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.welovethisbook.com\/news\/vote-oddest-book-title-year\" target=\"_blank\">We Love This Book<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Goblinproofing One&#8217;s Chicken Coop<\/em>, by Reginald Bakeley<\/p>\n<p><em>God&#8217;s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis<\/em>, by Tom Hickman<\/p>\n<p><em>How Tea Cosies Changed the World<\/em>, by Loani Prior\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>How to Sharpen Pencils<\/em>, by David Rees\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Lofts of North America: Pigeon Lofts<\/em>, by Jerry Gagne\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Was Hitler Ill?<\/em>, by Hans-Joachim Neumann and Henrik Eberle<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget the Oscars: what we&#8217;re interested in is the Diagram Prize, which rewards the oddest title of the year. The shortlist follows; vote for your favorite before March 22 at We Love This Book. 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