{"id":43551,"date":"2012-12-13T10:15:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T15:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=43551"},"modified":"2013-02-03T02:37:36","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T07:37:36","slug":"christmas-with-monte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/13\/christmas-with-monte\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas with Monte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/nightofdemon11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/nightofdemon11-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"nightofdemon11\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-43559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/nightofdemon11-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/nightofdemon11.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Up until the early spring of this year, I considered myself an absolute Christmas fiend. Not in the Grinch sense of breaking out the Boris Karloff accent and green grease paint and plotting how I might swipe presents, but rather trying to figure out, as early as possible, how best to immerse myself in a holiday that I loved like no other, in a typically over-the-top fashion. You know that person you read about, who bops his head along to Christmas songs on the oldies station\u2014yes, Brenda Lee, you rock around that tree indeed!\u2014the day after Thanksgiving, who insists on seeing Rudolph \u201clive,\u201d every year, because it\u2019s just more real on <small>TV<\/small> than Blu-ray? I was that guy. Before I had occasion to become a different guy. And before I decided to spend this holiday season with M.&thinsp;R. James.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Christmas has always been a bit dark. Sure, we\u2019re all accustomed to bromides about how the holidays can be hard and what not, but when life goes belly up, as mine did, you find that you become\u2014to steal an idea from Rudolph\u2014a Christmas orphan of a sort. The latest airing of whatever movie version of <em>A Christmas Carol<\/em> is not going to do it for you. Not that first orphaned Christmas, anyway. You start to pick up on things you had never picked up on before. Like, man, <em>It\u2019s a Wonderful Life<\/em> is super dark\u2014Jimmy Stewart really wants to off himself bad. And what on earth is the Devil doing in \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ib9GMyrvyms\" target=\"_blank\">God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen?<\/a>&#8221; True, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wbfgVEk-mxQ\" target=\"_blank\">Heat Miser<\/a> from <em>Year without a Santa Claus<\/em> was pretty devil-y, but when you really poke around, you can see that Christmas, or Christmas in its old-time artistic trappings, can get a bit, well, grim.<\/p>\n<p>Enter then my man M.&thinsp;R. James. If you know M.&thinsp;R. James, you probably know him because of his ghost stories. Still, he doesn\u2019t have the notoriety of H.&thinsp;P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, or even Algernon Blackwood, although I think in the case of the latter, the name itself goes a long way in establishing macabre cred. But I\u2019d argue that none of them can creep you out with a proper ghost story better than Montague Rhodes James, whose penchant was doing so, interestingly enough, at Christmas. A scholar and antiquarian at King\u2019s College and later Eton, in the first third of the twentieth century, James, at the urging of his friends, would pen one of his patented bleak narratives, and then bid you to his room, where you\u2019d gather, as everyone else went a-wassailing or whatever, to listen to him read and scare the piss out of you.<\/p>\n<p>The stories endured\u2014in Britain, anyway\u2014and even came to factor into the mores of the season, quite beyond the walls of James\u2019s room, and long after the man himself passed away in 1936. The best of the stories, like \u201cCasting the Runes\u201d (which was worked into the \u201957 Jaques Tourneur classic, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kCp-c_buFlw\" target=\"_blank\">Curse of the Demon<\/a><\/em>). \u201cOh, Whistle and I\u2019ll Come to You, My Lad,\u201d \u201cThe Mezzotint,\u201d and \u201cNumber 13\u201d featured a standard Jamesian set-up: someone, usually a professor, leaves the city behind for a stay by some weald or copse\u2014the type of place you\u2019d imagine John Keats strolling about, composing rustic verse in his head\u2014and discovers a book, or a snatch of paper, or musty relic that brings the supernatural, and various hellish things, into his life. These stories often feature an inn of the type that you would like to spend a week at yourself, with firelight, port, and normally a personable companion or two who becomes a fast friend. And just when you\u2019re thinking, hmmm, this is nice, I wish I lived back then, James positively has at you, and it is difficult not to at least entertain the notion that just as man has a dual nature, so too does Christmas, something I suspect someone like Linus\u2014going by that blanket-in-hand speech of his\u2014knew all along, but which dear old Monte positively rams home. Christmas done got the blues in the world of M.&thinsp;R. James. Fiery blues, though. Which has the weird effect of making these ostensibly glum stories galvanizing in a way, with this feeling that though they\u2019re sort of on your side, your mates, when you\u2019re down, you\u2019d like to read them when they\u2019re more up, if only to be more scared and less immersed. But that\u2019s James\u2019s big writerly talent: he makes terror an enticing companion, something you move toward, rather than away from.<\/p>\n<p>Someone at the BBC had the idea of making short film versions of a handful of James\u2019s ghost stories and airing them at Christmastime, starting with <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nXIVQI4p7dM\" target=\"_blank\">The Stalls of Barchester<\/a><\/em>, in 1971. The British Film Institute has recently issued a box set of these offerings, along with choice nuggets like a production of Dickens\u2019s \u201cThe Signal-Man,\u201d from the series that was appropriately titled <em>A Ghost Story for Christmas<\/em>. The box includes a 1968 mounting of \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FUuAtf4dUwc\" target=\"_blank\">Whistle<\/a>,\u201d and if you\u2019ve had enough of Scrooge and redemption, try this one on sometime as you\u2019re sipping your mulled cider. For sheer <small>TV<\/small> horror gravitas, I\u2019d put it a peg ahead of that wonderful version of \u201cAn Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge\u201d (Ambrose Bierce strikes me as a guy who would enjoy an M.&thinsp;R. Jamesian Christmas) that aired during the last season of <em>The Twilight Zone<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=m5hmlbcpf60\" target=\"_blank\">The Treasure of Abbot Thomas<\/a><\/em>, from \u201974, is nearly as good, with its stained-glass window ciphers and one menacing culvert, and you have to wonder about the nature of the fellowship between James and his in-person audience on those December nights. By rights, those gatherings should have been woozily eldritch, and then some, and yet, by all accounts, they were not. Personally, I picture a kind of lonely hearts club of the season, where terror serves to bond, rather than fracture. That\u2019s exactly what it does in the sublime BBC production of Dickens\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VmBkK7N3Hhc\" target=\"_blank\">\u201cThe Signalman,\u201d<\/a> where the title character is comforted by a wandering tourist in his cabin in some desolate railway cutting. The best scenes, the scenes so suggestive of Christmas, both as it is and as we would like it to be, feature our duo hearthside talking through problems. Granted, said problems center on apparitions, but it is not difficult to shift the paradigm, somewhat, and allow that apparitions take all forms, both in terms of the world of the living, and the world of the dead. There\u2019s something very human about being haunted. And if Christmas is, by some standard, the most human and humane of seasons, I suppose it would also have to be the season of ghosts and M.&thinsp;R. James, with a dash of Dickens. As for you, Frosty, and you, Charlie Brown: I shall endeavor to see both of you next year.<\/p>\n<p>\n<em>Colin Fleming&#8217;s first book, <\/em>Between Cloud and Horizon: A Relationship Casebook in Stories, <em>is forthcoming spring 2013 (Texas Review Press), with his second, <\/em>Dark March: Stories for When the Rest of the World is Asleep<em>, to follow from Outpost19. He writes for <\/em>The Atlantic<em>, <\/em>Rolling Stone<em>, and <\/em>ESPN The Magazine<em>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Up until the early spring of this year, I considered myself an absolute Christmas fiend. 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