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For our most recent contest, we asked you<\/a>, dear readers, to create a festive, possibly dystopian, turkey from Aldous Huxley’s handprint. You delivered. Below, without further ado, our favorites.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n


Third Runner-Up:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>

By Jessica Mondres<\/p><\/div>\n

Second Runner-Up:<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

By Julia Cosentino<\/p><\/div>\n

First Runner-Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>

By David Swatling<\/p><\/div>\n

And Our Winner:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>

By Paul Rudwick<\/p><\/div>\n

Congratulations, Paul! You will receive a cozy pair of Etre gloves! And thanks to all who participated!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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