{"id":36665,"date":"2012-08-06T09:06:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T13:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=36665"},"modified":"2012-08-06T08:16:38","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T12:16:38","slug":"man-pulls-sword-over-badly-treated-book-happy-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2012\/08\/06\/man-pulls-sword-over-badly-treated-book-happy-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Pulls Sword over Badly Treated Book: Happy Monday!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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  • “Christopher Meusburger, twenty-nine, of St. Paul, Minnesota, allegedly\u00a0threatened his sixty-two-year-old neighbor with a sword<\/a> on Monday night after she complained that he mistreated a book she lent him, the\u00a0Pioneer Press <\/em>reports.”<\/li>\n
  • A list of great lists.<\/a><\/li>\n
  • \u201cThe birth scene<\/a> is now a staple of film\u00a0and television<\/a>, but strangely absent from fiction—sometimes alluded to in passing, but rarely dwelt on in closeup.\u201d<\/li>\n
  • \u201cThe hardest and most frustrating books ever written.<\/a>\u201d<\/li>\n
  • Meet Bardowl: Spotify for audiobooks.<\/a><\/li>\n

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    “Christopher Meusburger, twenty-nine, of St. Paul, Minnesota, allegedly\u00a0threatened his sixty-two-year-old neighbor with a sword on Monday night after she complained that he mistreated a book she lent him, the\u00a0Pioneer Press reports.” A list of great lists. \u201cThe birth scene is now a staple of film\u00a0and television, but strangely absent from fiction—sometimes alluded to in passing, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":178,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2512],"tags":[3908,8338,8340,8339,149,20543,7723],"class_list":["post-36665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-shelf","tag-audiobooks","tag-bardowl","tag-birth","tag-list","tag-news","tag-on-the-shelf","tag-roundup"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nMan Pulls Sword over Badly Treated Book: Happy Monday! by Sadie Stein<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"August 6, 2012 \u2013 “Christopher Meusburger, twenty-nine, of St. Paul, Minnesota, allegedly\u00a0threatened his sixty-two-year-old neighbor with a sword on Monday night\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2012\/08\/06\/man-pulls-sword-over-badly-treated-book-happy-monday\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Man Pulls Sword over Badly Treated Book: Happy Monday! 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