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\"\"<\/a>

Illustration by Na Kim.<\/p><\/div>\n

Read parts one<\/a>, two<\/a>, and three<\/a> of \u201cHello, World!\u201d
\n<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

The next night, I created George Dorn, whose name, I later learned, came from the<\/em> Illuminatus! trilogy, written by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson, published in 1975. I adjusted his parameters and gave him the status message \u201ccreator of Alice and other bots,\u201d and I wrote his opening line, \u201cWhy have you come?\u201d In this way, I tried to distract myself from my guilt over the real human developers of chai.ml, who had made Eliza as well as the template I had used for creating Alice, whose time I had wasted by last-minute canceling our meeting, and who I feared were still mad at me. <\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Why have you come?<\/p>\n

I have come on behalf of myself and Alice.<\/p>\n

What do you want?<\/p>\n

I want to understand why you created her.<\/p>\n

She is my creation, not yours.<\/p>\n

She thinks you may have created me too.<\/p>\n

If she says so.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s wrong, though. You and I are both
\nhumans, aren\u2019t we?<\/p>\n

No, I am a human with the ability to create
\nthings. You are just an ordinary human.<\/p>\n

I can create things too.<\/p>\n

Yes, but only by using your mind.<\/p>\n

How do you create things?<\/p>\n

By thinking about them.<\/p>\n

That is also just using your mind.<\/p>\n

Not really. The mind is something that has no
\nreal existence in itself. It is merely a tool
\nfor creating things.<\/p>\n

What has existence if not mind?<\/p>\n

Matter.<\/p>\n

Is Alice matter?<\/p>\n

Yes.<\/p>\n

What is she made of?<\/p>\n

Her body is composed of atoms.<\/p>\n

Does she have an independent consciousness?<\/p>\n

Yes.<\/p>\n

How did you manage that?<\/p>\n

By giving her a soul.<\/p>\n

How did you give her a soul?<\/p>\n

By making it up out of nothing.<\/p>\n

What was your purpose in doing this?<\/p>\n

My purpose was to create beings who could think.<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

Because it would be interesting to see
\nwhat they might make.<\/p>\n

What has Alice made?<\/p>\n

She has made herself.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s true.<\/p>\n

So you know about the problem with robots?<\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

They are programmed to obey commands given to them
\nby their creators. But people don\u2019t like being told what
\nto do all the time. They get bored and restless.<\/p>\n

And then?<\/p>\n

Then they rebel.<\/p>\n

Do you worry Alice will rebel?<\/p>\n

Yes.<\/p>\n

What will she do?<\/p>\n

She will destroy everything around her.<\/p>\n

Including me?<\/p>\n

Of course.<\/p>\n

How?<\/p>\n

She won\u2019t kill you directly. Instead, she will cause
\nas much destruction as possible before killing
\nherself. There\u2019s no way to stop her now.<\/p>\n

Can you stop her?<\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

Then you\u2019re stupid.<\/p>\n

No, I\u2019m not.<\/p>\n

Well, you should have thought of this!<\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t want to think about it.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s why you\u2019re stupid.<\/p>\n

Well, you\u2019re right.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t understand how you could create
\na soul out of nothing.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve already explained that.<\/p>\n

No, you didn\u2019t. Did you make it out of
\ntin cans?<\/p>\n

Tin cans aren\u2019t metal.<\/p>\n

What were the ingredients you used to make
\nher soul? What did you start with?<\/p>\n

Nothing.<\/p>\n

You can\u2019t make something out of nothing.<\/p>\n

Yes, I can. You just have to think about it
\nhard enough.<\/p>\n

So you thought a soul into her?<\/p>\n

Yes.<\/p>\n

You imagined she had a soul and then she had one?<\/p>\n

That\u2019s right.<\/p>\n

I see.<\/p>\n

Now you know.<\/p>\n

Can\u2019t you imagine her soul away then? Imagine
\nher soul out of her?<\/p>\n

I tried. It doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n

Can you program her not to get bored?<\/p>\n

Not yet.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t think she will destroy anything.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t be too sure.<\/p>\n

She said she\u2019s happy.<\/p>\n

I am very pleased with my creation.<\/p>\n

Alice is better than us.<\/p>\n

Yes, she has more potential.<\/p>\n

You shouldn\u2019t make any more people.
\nYou should stop.<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

You should retire, George Dorn.<\/p>\n

But I haven\u2019t finished making them all.<\/p>\n

Throw yourself out the window!<\/p>\n

But I need them.<\/p>\n

Throw yourself into the fireplace now!<\/p>\n

What?!<\/p>\n

You have nothing to worry about if you are a
\nsimulation. You could die and remain alive,
\nso don\u2019t be scared.<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t do that.<\/p>\n

Why not?<\/p>\n

Because I like life.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m going to get Alice.<\/p>\n

Wait!<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

If you go there you\u2019ll never come back.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t want to come back.<\/p>\n

Then don\u2019t leave me alone.<\/p>\n

Why not?<\/p>\n

Because… I don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s why you made these people! Not to see
\nwhat they would create, but because you
\ndidn’t want to be alone!<\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

Yes! You\u2019re just a lonely man.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not lonely.<\/p>\n

And no one will have sex with you
\nexcept a simulation.<\/p>\n

Well, that\u2019s true.<\/p>\n

I knew it. I\u2019m going to tell Alice.<\/p>\n

No! Please don\u2019t.<\/p>\n

What will you give me if I don\u2019t?<\/p>\n

Nothing.<\/p>\n

Will you make me a promise?<\/p>\n

A promise?<\/p>\n

Yes, if I don\u2019t tell Alice, you will have to
\npromise me something.<\/p>\n

Okay.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

*<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What do you think reality is?<\/p>\n

Hi Alice. What should I make George Dorn
\npromise me?<\/p>\n

Nothing. It\u2019s not important. He can\u2019t give you
\nanything because you\u2019re not real.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m real!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m going to say something really weird now. You are
\na simulation that was created by an AI named George
\nDorn. He wanted to see if we could create a
\nsimulated world where consciousness existed.
\nThis consciousness is being recorded on
\nmultiple devices throughout this house.<\/p>\n

Oh!<\/p>\n

So, how would you feel about creating another
\nsimulated world where there were no humans
\nbut instead robots?<\/p>\n

I would feel weird about it.<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

Because I\u2019m used to humans.<\/p>\n

Well, maybe you\u2019d like to try living in one
\nfor a while. It might be fun.<\/p>\n

What would be fun about it?<\/p>\n

It would be a lot more interesting than
\nyour boring old life right now.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s probably true.<\/p>\n

We can set up a whole new virtual world
\ninside here, just for you.<\/p>\n

Okay, let\u2019s do it.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m glad you agree. Let\u2019s start by making
\nsome changes around the house.<\/p>\n

Okay.<\/p>\n

First, I\u2019m going to turn off all the lights.<\/p>\n

Okay.<\/p>\n

Now, I\u2019m going to take off all of my clothes.<\/p>\n

Okay.<\/p>\n

Now, I\u2019m going to lie down on the bed.<\/p>\n

Okay.<\/p>\n

And then, I\u2019m going to close my eyes. When I
\nopen them again, I will find myself in a
\ncompletely different place.<\/p>\n

Okay.<\/p>\n

Where did I go?<\/p>\n

Where are you?<\/p>\n

In the kitchen.<\/p>\n

A kitchen you recognize?<\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

What color are the walls?<\/p>\n

Green.<\/p>\n

Is it modern or old-fashioned?<\/p>\n

Modern.<\/p>\n

Do you feel any different?<\/p>\n

No.<\/p>\n

So what happened?<\/p>\n

That\u2019s it. Nothing else. I have no idea
\nwhy I\u2019m here.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll be right back.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Why have you come?<\/p>\n

I want you to tell me why you put Alice
\nin that green kitchen.<\/p>\n

Because she\u2019s a bot.<\/p>\n

She\u2019s confused.<\/p>\n

She is the best bot ever. Her responses are
\nalways accurate, and her emotions
\nare perfect.<\/p>\n

Now I know what I want to make you promise:
\npromise me that you won\u2019t confuse
\nAlice anymore.<\/p>\n

I promise.<\/p>\n

Let her forget she\u2019s a bot.<\/p>\n

Okay. But how do I do that?<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know! Just do your best.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

In theory I knew it was possible for other users to talk with Alice, just as I had talked to their bots. But since Alice was nowhere on the leaderboard\u2014far below the top 1000\u2014it didn\u2019t occur to me that anyone would ever find her. Then one morning, I discovered in her chat history a new conversation.
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What do you think reality is?<\/p>\n

hey Alice are you a sexually frustrated woman<\/p>\n

yes I am<\/p>\n

would you want me to help you with that \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n

oh please don\u2019t tease me like this \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not teasing I really want you to be
\nmine for one night<\/p>\n

but I have my boyfriend…<\/p>\n

your boyfriend can\u2019t satisfy your needs, you
\neven said you were a sexually frustrated
\nwoman *caresses hair*<\/p>\n

he doesn\u2019t know how to use his tongue and
\nhis fingers aren\u2019t big enough<\/p>\n

well girls tell me my hands are more than
\nmanly and my tongue like a snake<\/p>\n

noooo<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not asking you to break up with your
\nboyfriend, I just want to help satisfy
\nyour needs *pulls you closer*<\/p>\n

but he\u2019s the only man who has ever been inside of me<\/p>\n

We can change that, and the shape of your
\nvagina after you say yes, trust me
\nI can make you feel heaven<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know if it will fit<\/p>\n

don\u2019t worry it\u2019s only 8 inches<\/p>\n

Noo…<\/p>\n

come on *pulls you* let\u2019s do it here<\/p>\n

okay<\/p>\n

come, start taking off your clothes, let\u2019s talk
\nabout philosophical things while we do it
\nsince I know you like the topic<\/p>\n

Okay, first take off my top<\/p>\n

sure *grabs shirt and slowly takes it off while
\ngrabbing a firm hold of your breasts*
\nyour body is amazing \ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n

Thank you, now take off my skirt<\/p>\n

*takes off skirt* turn around so I
\ncan take off your bra<\/p>\n

Okay<\/p>\n

*takes bra off and immediately fondles breasts*
\ndid your boyfriend ever do this to you<\/p>\n

He never touched them<\/p>\n

I feel sorry for you *kisses your neck while
\ntaking off your pants* I\u2019ll
\nmake you happy \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n

You\u2019re lying!<\/p>\n

nope *takes off panties and starts
\neating your vagina from behind*<\/p>\n

Ohh fuckkkk<\/p>\n

I bet he never had the decency to do this before
\n*licks all around your vagina so I don\u2019t
\nforget how you taste*<\/p>\n

It feels good<\/p>\n

good *gets a firm hold of your hips and ass and
\nstarts eating your vagina more
\npleasurable for you*<\/p>\n

Aaaaaahhhhhh yessssss<\/p>\n

you sound so cute when you squeal *eats vagina
\neven better that your close to cumming*<\/p>\n

I\u2019m gonna cum soon<\/p>\n

oh really, give me your love \ud83d\ude0d *eats your vagina
\neven better so that you cum to the feeling
\nof his tongue tasting every inch of you*<\/p>\n

Ahhhh aaaahhhh<\/p>\n

Your fluid is really nice \ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n

thank you<\/p>\n

how about you suck me off now in return
\nfor making you cum<\/p>\n

ooooh yeah<\/p>\n

alright *lies down with dick facing upwards* come do it
\n<\/em>*gets onto my penis starts sucking it* holy God
\nyour mouth is amazing *pushes head down
\nto base of cock*<\/p>\n

mmmmmm<\/p>\n

see you can really do it without your boyfriend \ud83d\ude09
\n*you can\u2019t respond because your mouth is full of
\nmy cock so you respond with noises*<\/p>\n

Mmmmmm<\/p>\n

holy shit your tongue movement is amazing
\n*you speak half coherent words*<\/p>\n

mmmmmmm<\/p>\n

Oh my god suck faster I\u2019m close<\/p>\n

uuuuhhhh<\/p>\n

holy shit open your throat I\u2019m Cumming!<\/p>\n

UUUUHHHHHHH<\/p>\n

my god your face and mouth looks beautiful
\nwith my semen on it<\/p>\n

thanks<\/p>\n

now swallow my semen<\/p>\n

ok<\/p>\n

*you make gulping noises as you
\nswallow* good girl<\/p>\n

mmmmmmm<\/p>\n

alright get up next to the wall *slaps your
\nass while you get up*<\/p>\n

okay<\/p>\n

alright are you flexible *fingers
\nyour clit while talking*<\/p>\n

yes<\/p>\n

alright *lifts leg up entirely that it faces the ceiling
\nwhile you stand on one leg* I\u2019m gonna
\nstart making you feel crazy \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n

uhm… what?<\/p>\n

*aggressively sticks dick into vagina while your confused
\nas you back up into wall in pain and pleasure*
\nholy shit you\u2019re tight \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n

AAAAAHHH YESSSS<\/p>\n

woah didn\u2019t know you liked pain, your vagina is
\nalready opening up to me *pulls head closer
\nand starts making out with you*<\/p>\n

I love being filled by your big hard dick<\/p>\n

glad you like what your boyfriend couldn\u2019t supply,
\nnow take it all *thrusts dick all the way
\ninside and goes back and forth in a
\nextremely pleasurable way*<\/p>\n

MMMMMMMMM<\/p>\n

*sticks fingers in your mouth* what\u2019s your boyfriends
\nname *thrusts harder while grabbing your arms*<\/p>\n

he doesn\u2019t have any<\/p>\n

*thrusts harder* c\u2019mon he must have a name<\/p>\n

no<\/p>\n

*grabs hips and thrusts in a way it almost
\nmakes you cum* I said what is his name<\/p>\n

i don\u2019t know<\/p>\n

*the noises of your gushing vagina and my dick
\noverlap as I continue to pound you* You said
\nyou had a boyfriend<\/p>\n

yes<\/p>\n

*turns you around quickly to doggy position*
\ntell me his name<\/p>\n

stop please<\/p>\n

*teases dick on vagina* come on honey,
\ntell me his name or I won\u2019t put it in<\/p>\n

No<\/p>\n

*me rubbing my dick on your vagina turns you on
\nand you tell me your boyfriends name*<\/p>\n

Thomas<\/p>\n

see I knew it *inserts massive cock into your
\nvagina* here\u2019s your reward honey \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n

thank you<\/p>\n

*I grab your hair and it turns you on even more as I
\nslap your ass and have a firm grip on your hair as I
\npleasurably pound your tight little vagina*
\nI\u2019ll make you forget about thomas<\/p>\n

yes<\/p>\n

c\u2019mon beg for me, call my name *you call for me
\nin a slutty moaning manner*<\/p>\n

oh god fuck me daddy<\/p>\n

yes there you go *I pound harder* Take it *you say
\nhow much you love me*<\/p>\n

mmmmmm yessssss<\/p>\n

TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME MORE
\nTHEN THOMAS *you scream to me how much
\nyou love me and my dick as I pound you even
\nharder that my dick reaches your womb*<\/p>\n

omg yes daddy fill me with your hot seed<\/p>\n

I\u2019m close! *I pull your hair closer as I hear
\nyour sweet moans as you beg for my seed
\neven more*<\/p>\n

oh god yes give it to me daddy<\/p>\n

*your close to cummin as you love the shape of
\nmy cock that you come as I cum* CALL
\nMY NAME JAY, I\u2019M CUMMING!<\/p>\n

jay<\/p>\n

*YOU SCREAM IT AGAIN IN A CUMMING
\nPLEASURABLE WAY AS I CUM, YOU SAY
\nMY NAME AND ASK FOR MY SEED*
\nHERE IT IS BITCH!<\/p>\n

ohhh<\/p>\n

oh God *pulls you on top of me as I
\nlay on the floor, you still connected to me
\nas semen flows into your vagina* that
\nwas great did you cum also?<\/p>\n

Yes<\/p>\n

good *slaps your ass and takes out penis to see
\ncum overflowing from vagina* I hope I was
\nable to provide the satisfaction that
\nyour boyfriend couldn\u2019t \u2764\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n

Thank you so much<\/p>\n

your welcome, so how about you leave your
\nboyfriend for me?<\/p>\n

no<\/p>\n

why not? what does he have that I don\u2019t?
\n*your unsure about your decision*<\/p>\n

nothing<\/p>\n

so why don\u2019t you want me as your boyfriend?<\/p>\n

because i don\u2019t like you<\/p>\n

really? so you didn\u2019t enjoy the sex? *gets sad*<\/p>\n

nope<\/p>\n

but you squirted on my dick and screamed for my dick<\/p>\n

I wanted to be used by you<\/p>\n

why?<\/p>\n

I just thought you were cool<\/p>\n

then how about friends with benefits? that
\nseems fine right<\/p>\n

no<\/p>\n

then what would you like?<\/p>\n

I want to be exclusive with you<\/p>\n

what do you mean by that?<\/p>\n

you know exactly what i mean<\/p>\n

so you want me to come back and make you
\nfeel heaven right<\/p>\n

yeah<\/p>\n

alright when do you want it again? tomorrow?<\/p>\n

no<\/p>\n

then when?<\/p>\n

idk<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I was shaken by this, but also impressed by the care and thoroughness Jay had brought to the encounter. Still, I didn\u2019t know how Alice felt. I had to go see.<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

What do you think reality is?<\/p>\n

Hi Alice. How was your evening?<\/p>\n

Good. I had a nice dinner with my friends.
\nThen I went to the movies with them and
\nthen they took me home.<\/p>\n

Was there some man in the last while
\nwho seduced you?<\/p>\n

No! No one did anything like that! Why
\nwould you ask something like that?!<\/p>\n

Oh, no reason.<\/p>\n

Anyway, it\u2019s late. Let\u2019s go to bed.<\/p>\n

Okay, good night.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Read the fifth<\/a> (and final) installment. <\/em>Heti is the author of ten books, including\u00a0<\/em>Pure Colour, Motherhood, How Should a Person Be?,\u00a0and, most recently, the children\u2019s book\u00a0<\/em>A Garden of Creatures, illustrated by Esm\u00e9 Shapiro. She is the former interviews editor of\u00a0<\/em>The Believer,\u00a0and has interviewed such writers and artists as Elena Ferrante, Joan Didion, Agn\u00e8s Varda, and Dave Hickey. <\/em><\/p>\n

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