{"id":148595,"date":"2020-10-23T16:18:02","date_gmt":"2020-10-23T20:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=148595"},"modified":"2020-10-24T15:33:04","modified_gmt":"2020-10-24T19:33:04","slug":"staff-picks-splorts-seers-and-sentences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2020\/10\/23\/staff-picks-splorts-seers-and-sentences\/","title":{"rendered":"Staff Picks: Splorts, Seers, and Sentences"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_148605\" style=\"width: 1010px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dillon-brian.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-148605\" class=\"size-full wp-image-148605\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dillon-brian.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dillon-brian.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dillon-brian-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/dillon-brian-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-148605\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Brian Dillon.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I would have been happy to read Brian Dillon\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/1531\/9781681375243\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Suppose a Sentence<\/em><\/a> at any time, but that the book came out in this overwhelming, apocalyptic year made it particularly welcome. The focus here is narrow\u2014twenty-seven essays about twenty-seven discrete sentences by twenty-seven different writers\u2014and entirely idiosyncratic: he offers no \u201cgeneral theory of the sentence\u201d and no advice or suggestions about writing a good or great or beautiful one. He examines sentences that interest or move him and writes, as he says, not necessarily about them but toward them. The book has a lot of what I can only call pleasure\u2014of the kind that I imagine athletes or dancers experience when they are doing what they do, which is then communicated to those watching them do it. I share with Dillon some misgivings about general theories and overarching ideas, but in thinking about the writing I enjoy most, this quality feels like the one constant: that the author takes some pleasure in using these muscles and finding them capable of what they are asked. That delight is evident both in the sentences Dillon looks at and in those he writes himself. <strong>\u2014Hasan Altaf\u00a0<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Last week, I had to laugh when I came across Cameron Awkward-Rich\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/1531\/9780892555031\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Dispatch<\/em><\/a> in a way that felt peak 2020: a recommendation over Zoom private messages. I rushed to respond before the meeting ended and the messages disappeared\u2014<em>yes<\/em>, I knew Awkward-Rich\u2019s earlier work, and <em>yes<\/em>, I\u2019d check out his latest book\u2014and then, still laughing, I bought the collection. Rogue beginnings aside, I have been making an effort to dive into the full collections of poets I used to know one poem at a time, whether in anthologies or on the internet. It has been a good exercise, sitting with the voice and thoughts of one writer, especially with such an embodied body of work as this. <em>Dispatch<\/em> is a collection worth reading in full, preferably in one sitting, and then coming back to again, which I have already done only a week removed from my first visit. The world according to Awkward-Rich is not a happy thing. But it\u2019s not entirely a sad thing either. The poems in this collection offer a way to live. In \u201cThe Cure for What Ails You,\u201d there is the desire for comfort, but none comes. Awkward-Rich writes: \u201cLike a child I just want \/ someone to touch me with cool hands \/ &amp; say <em>yes, you\u2019re right, something is wrong<\/em> \/ <em>stay here in bed until the pain stops<\/em>.\u201d The whole collection is contained within this unfulfilled wish to have the wrong thing if not righted then at least recognized. But what does it mean to be recognized, the poet asks, and who gets to be seen with good intentions? <em>Dispatch<\/em> delivers on the promise of its title: it is a message sent onward. And it\u2019s the process of moving forward, as the final poem ends, \u201cuntil we are all free.\u201d <strong>\u2014Langa Chinyoka<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_148603\" style=\"width: 1010px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jelinek.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-148603\" class=\"wp-image-148603 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jelinek.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jelinek.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jelinek-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jelinek-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-148603\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Elfriede Jelinek. Photo: G. Huengsberg. CC BY-SA 2.5, via Wikimedia Commons.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no writer quite like Elfriede Jelinek. From the first work of hers I ever read\u2014the 1989 novel <em>Lust<\/em>\u2014I\u2019ve been fascinated with her formally adventurous, always acidic explorations of power, gender, money, and politics. Her latest work to appear in English, the 2017 play <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/1531\/9780857427786\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>On the Royal Road: The Burgher King<\/em><\/a> (translated from the German by Gitta Honegger), is no exception. As the pun in the title suggests, this is a work about greed; written in the three weeks after Donald Trump\u2019s 2016 election, it\u2019s a monologue told from the perspective of a female seer who takes the form of Miss Piggy, her eyes blinded and bloodied \u00e0 la Tiresias. The king that she describes sounds eerily similar to the U.S. president, down to the wall, the debts, and the crown of hair. Frankly, Jelinek is better at writing about the present moment in U.S. politics than most American writers; she understands that we exist in a time typified by its dishonesty and that America is no exception to the rules. The truth, the seer observes, can be bought \u201con credit, like everything else.\u201d I haven\u2019t the vaguest idea what will happen in the next week and a half before the U.S. presidential election\u2014I\u2019m no seer\u2014but at least I have Jelinek\u2019s sharp insights into contemporary capitalism and the global rise of right-wing populism beside me. <strong>\u2014Rhian Sasseen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Emily Wilson\u2019s English translation of the <em>Odyssey\u2014<\/em>the first ever by a woman\u2014has been greatly celebrated. Her criticism, it transpires, is no less captivating. In the October 8, 2020, issue of the <em>London Review of Books<\/em>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lrb.co.uk\/the-paper\/v42\/n19\/emily-wilson\/ah-how-miserable\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Wilson reviews<\/a> three new translations of the Oresteia. She makes quick work of the elite academic hand-wringing that is taking a small eternity elsewhere. \u201cMany published ancient Greek and Roman translations, by women as well as men, share a pedestrian, archaizing, clunky style\u2013regardless of the stylistic diversity of the original texts. Conversely, it is quite possible, in theory, for elderly white men to offer original ideas and fresh perspectives. But in this particular case \u2026\u2009\u201d I\u2019ll imagine for a second that those words aren\u2019t the pulse quickener for you that they are for me. But Wilson\u2019s review presents the full roster of muses that the best <em>LRB<\/em> reviews do. There is poetry: \u201cWhatever\u2019s burned and poured and wept on alters.\u201d There is history. There is drama: \u201cClytemnestra bares her breast to remind [her son] that the body he threatens to kill is the source of his life.\u201d There is also politics. Wilson proposes that the Oresteia is about \u201cthe subordination of female to male, of moral right and wrong to the making of expedient speeches and the passing of laws for what Plato would later call the \u2018advantage of the stronger.\u2019\u2009\u201d If this is the season we look, clear-eyed, at our monuments\u2014and I hope it is\u2014I would like to have Wilson as a guide. <strong>\u2014Julia Berick<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My latest obsession is perhaps one of the most difficult works I\u2019ve had to explain. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.blaseball.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Blaseball<\/em><\/a> is essentially an absurdist fantasy baseball league where its creators and fans alike collaborate to shape a fictional world. Part game, part social experiment, part existential horror, and entirely bizarre, <em>Blaseball<\/em> simulates a season of baseball every week at a rate of a game per hour. At the end of the week, the top teams move on to a postseason, and a champion emerges. Although that all might sound fairly standard, keep in mind that some of the weather conditions under which the games take place include \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/blaseball.fandom.com\/wiki\/Blooddrain\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">blooddrain<\/a>,\u201d \u201creverb,\u201d and black holes. The players have ridiculous names like Blood Hamburger and Peanut Bong, blood types like \u201cgrass,\u201d and numbers of fingers that usually amount to far more than ten. This is entertaining enough on its own, but the real magic of <em>Blaseball<\/em> comes from its community, which aims for equal parts chaos and delight. Because <em>Blaseball<\/em> itself is almost entirely text-based, fans regularly give visual manifestation to the various players and write their backstories, only for the creators of <em>Blaseball<\/em> to turn around and incorporate the fan material into the league\u2019s canon. It\u2019s a collaboration unlike anything I\u2019ve ever seen. This push-and-pull between the producers of <em>Blaseball<\/em> and its audience creates some spectacular moments, such as when a group of fans exploited the in-universe rulebook to exercise necromancy and bring a dead player back to life, only for that player (named Jaylen Hotdogfingers) to in turn claim the lives of four opponents as recompense for her resurrection. You see, <em>Blaseball<\/em> is a deadly \u201csplort\u201d (the official term). Season 11 is coming to a close this weekend, and the Grand Siesta (a short hiatus for the producers) is set to begin. But when <em>Blaseball<\/em> returns, I can\u2019t recommend it enough. Born out of the absurdity of quarantine in a year like 2020, <em>Blaseball<\/em> is the most entertaining and unique event on the internet right now. <strong>\u2014Carlos Zayas-Pons<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_148607\" style=\"width: 1010px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/blaseball-standings.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-148607\" class=\"wp-image-148607 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/blaseball-standings.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/blaseball-standings.png 1000w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/blaseball-standings-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/blaseball-standings-768x512.png 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