{"id":110410,"date":"2017-05-02T09:56:38","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T13:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=110410"},"modified":"2017-05-04T14:02:38","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T18:02:38","slug":"who-the-fuck-knows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2017\/05\/02\/who-the-fuck-knows\/","title":{"rendered":"Who the Fuck Knows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Covering music in Drumpfjahr II.<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_110450\" style=\"width: 1010px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/fdt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-110450\" class=\"wp-image-110450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/fdt.jpg\" width=\"1000\" height=\"713\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/fdt.jpg 1145w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/fdt-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/fdt-768x547.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/fdt-1024x730.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-110450\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">From the cover of YG and Nipsey Hussle\u2019s \u201cFDT.\u201d<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Whatever else you were doing the last three weeks of November, chances are you weren\u2019t sleeping enough. Chances are you felt trapped in the same nightmare that had been waking most of us up all year. To fend that nightmare off, I\u2019d phonebanked and canvassed for Hillary, although not enough, and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/news\/confessions-of-a-hillary-supporter-its-not-like-we-can-breathe-easy-9207907\" target=\"_blank\">published my first\u00a0<em>Village Voice\u00a0<\/em>piece in a decade urging readers to pitch in<\/a>\u2014or at least see through the sit-this-one-out dodge and the third-party scam. After the nightmare came true, I spent long breakfasts splitting hairs with my obsessed wife, called and emailed many old friends, and tried to figure out how to cover music while devoting my working hours to Twitter and <em>Talking Points Memo<\/em>. The only thing that cheered me up was my daughter\u2019s new kittens.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/contributor\/robert-christgau\" target=\"_blank\">My gig with\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em><\/a>\u00a0requires me to find three or more albums worth praising each\u00a0Friday, but I file earlier\u2014which meant I\u2019d written <a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/songs-of-experience-expert-witness-with-robert-christgau\" target=\"_blank\">my\u00a0November 11\u00a0post<\/a> before the election proper, a dilemma I finessed by saving up five artists of seventy-five or older, all explicitly on the left, including the unbowed eighty-eight-year-old communist Barbara Dane. I\u2019d stockpiled\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/dare-to-struggle-dare-to-win-expert-witness-with-robert-christgau?utm_source=noiseyfbgus\" target=\"_blank\">Tanya Tagaq and\u00a0Pussy Riot<\/a> for a post-election fallback. After that came the Tribe Called Quest comeback keyed to the rallying cry\u00a0\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/play.spotify.com\/track\/203xmWRHAyqwW6AkGkhhVM?play=true&amp;utm_source=open.spotify.com&amp;utm_medium=open\" target=\"_blank\">it\u2019s time to go left and not right<\/a>,\u201d and after that Southern progressive Mose Allison, dead exactly a week after electoral Kristallnacht, and his anti-imperialist\u00a0\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/ominous-if-you-know-the-ending-expert-witness-with-robert-christgau\" target=\"_blank\">Western Man<\/a>,\u201d plus\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/play.spotify.com\/album\/5iH1C2QX0noLYsLSrcS6bn?play=true&amp;utm_source=open.spotify.com&amp;utm_medium=open\">old music master Hoagy Carmichael<\/a>, who I informed my readers was a liberal Republican back when there still was such a thing. And then I ran out of propaganda and had to ease up.<\/p>\n<p>If rock criticism is to be a political calling, which has always been my angle, that\u2019s obviously not because it\u2019s a fountainhead of protest songs. In fact, many rock critics look askance at explicitly political lyrics, which I think is pretty stupid, without denying that some political lyrics are also pretty stupid. Thing is, to quote the recantation of the devout contrarian Simon Reynolds in the politics-themed eleventh and final issue of\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pitchforkreview\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Pitchfork Review<\/a><\/em>: \u201cWhy was I so down on the idea of preaching to the converted? When history is against them, the converted need to have their morale maintained, their spirits kept stalwart.\u201d\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>But it can\u2019t end there, and it shouldn\u2019t begin there, either. Ultimately, to insist that rock criticism be political is first to insist that the humans who make and enjoy music are embroiled in politics whether they like it or not\u2014and whether they know it or not. And second, it\u2019s to remain aware that formally, the musical upheavals of the fifties, and many that followed, were demotic, so that a class component was built into the form. No wonder rock and roll had things to tell us about oppressed African Americans and the young white seekers who dug them; and then also about hippies and punks and hipsters and other politically simpatico bohemian riffraff whose class status is murky; and then gays as of disco, defiant to militant blacks as of hip-hop; and, most saliently in the past decade, though with many earlier pioneers and with crucial origins in punk, women.<\/p>\n<p>So when, in subsequent weeks, I predicted that <a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/the-strangest-songs-of-neil-youngs-career-and-more\" target=\"_blank\">the Smithsonian Folkways label was doomed<\/a>, or observed that the Sheer Mag advisory\u00a0\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kOCFJxwH1LE\" target=\"_blank\">So\u00a0hold fast to the ones you love<\/a>\u201d \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/sheer-mag-and-sleigh-bells-expert-witness-with-robert-christgau\" target=\"_blank\">signifie[d] more acutely in this ripped-apart time<\/a>,\u201d or <a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/the-strangest-songs-of-neil-youngs-career-and-more\" target=\"_blank\">pinpointed\u00a0Johnny Rodriguez<\/a> nailing Woody Guthrie\u2019s \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=flkuZJ1did8\" target=\"_blank\">Deportee<\/a>\u201d on a Highwaymen comp, or isolated the one-hundred-second interlude when the Phoenix party rappers Injury Reserve \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/expert-witness-with-robert-christgau-up-down-and-all-over-the-place\" target=\"_blank\">dispatch anti-black bias, anti-Native American bias, consumer fetishism, global warming, and the trans bathroom perplex<\/a>,\u201d or even when I characterized\u00a0Populous\u2019s \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MZpxNl6WFn4\" target=\"_blank\">Brasilia<\/a>\u201d as \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/choral-clatter-and-savannah-sounds-expert-witness-with-robert-christgau\" target=\"_blank\">a multilayered, multivocal urban showcase worth building in the right savannah<\/a>,\u201d I was sticking to my lifelong critical-political program by locating music in a social context. That\u2019s why I began researching Trump-era music coverage, seeking out similar subversions in the year-end lists with which every mag brands itself\u2014in\u00a0<em>Rolling Stone<\/em>, where hidebound music coverage has underwritten progressive political coverage for decades; in its usurper\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>, which has slowly earned our musical trust while making a principle of covering nothing else; and in\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>, an online descendant of\u00a0<em>Creem\u00a0<\/em>with the Oral Roberts dropout Eric Sundermann as its Dave Marsh, the brash punk Dan Ozzi its Lester Bangs, and the extreme-metal feminist Kim Kelly its Jaan Uhelszki.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kOCFJxwH1LE\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p>Beyond Anohni\u2019s\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/play.spotify.com\/album\/1S3OY2V2ZwFh4xU7gQG6IZ?play=true&amp;utm_source=open.spotify.com&amp;utm_medium=open\" target=\"_blank\">Hopelessness<\/a><\/em>, which made all three lists and is impossible to describe apolitically, fewer writers seized the opportunity than I hoped. Nonetheless, kudos to\u00a0<em>Rolling Stone<\/em>\u2019s Richard Gehr for sprinkling in some propaganda, not just on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/lists\/50-best-albums-of-2016-w451265\/bonnie-raitt-dig-in-deep-w451364\" target=\"_blank\">Bonnie Raitt<\/a> but on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/lists\/50-best-albums-of-2016-w451265\/the-monkees-good-times-w451372\" target=\"_blank\">the fucking Monkees<\/a>. And cheers to Joe Levy for hanging an \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/lists\/50-best-albums-of-2016-w451265\/paul-simon-stranger-to-stranger-w451306\" target=\"_blank\">annus horribilus<\/a>\u201d on Paul Simon; to Mosi Reeves for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/lists\/20-best-rb-albums-of-2016-w454680\" target=\"_blank\">putting Quest\u2019s and Alicia Keys\u2019s politics in the lead<\/a>; to Chris Weingarten for calling\u00a0<em>Coloring Book<\/em>\u2019s Chicago \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/lists\/50-best-albums-of-2016-w451265\/chance-the-rapper-coloring-book-w451349\" target=\"_blank\">a city in crisis<\/a>\u201d; to Rob Sheffield for calling\u00a0<em>Lemonade<\/em>\u2019s America \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/lists\/50-best-albums-of-2016-w451265\/beyonc-lemonade-w451266\" target=\"_blank\">a nation in flames<\/a>.\u201d At\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>, Minna Zhou shoehorned murdered-by-cop Alton Sterling and Philando Castile <a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/9980-the-50-best-albums-of-2016\/?page=2\" target=\"_blank\">into her Jamila Woods lede<\/a>, Quinn Moreland <a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/9980-the-50-best-albums-of-2016\/?page=3\" target=\"_blank\">named \u201ccapitalism\u201d as Jenny Hval\u2019s nemesis<\/a>, Sheldon Pearce had YG \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/9980-the-50-best-albums-of-2016\/?page=3\" target=\"_blank\">coolly star[ing] down the barrel<\/a>\u201d of DT\u2019s state, Jayson Greene <a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/9980-the-50-best-albums-of-2016\/?page=3\" target=\"_blank\">politicized Esperanza Spalding<\/a> and went <a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/9980-the-50-best-albums-of-2016\/?page=5\" target=\"_blank\">full ideological on\u00a0Quest<\/a>,\u00a0Vanessa Okoth-Obbo claimed Solange\u2019s\u00a0<em>A Place at the Table\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/9980-the-50-best-albums-of-2016\/?page=5\">as a protest record<\/a>, and\u00a0Amanda Petrusich insisted that\u00a0<em>Lemonade<\/em>\u00a0demanded \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/lists-and-guides\/9980-the-50-best-albums-of-2016\/?page=5\">a colossal re-think of what we mean by protest music<\/a>.\u201d Note that at\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>, notorious just a decade ago as a white boys\u2019 club, every writer I\u2019ve cited except for Greene is female, of color, or both.<\/p>\n<p>At\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>, meanwhile, there was less subtlety\u2014because subtlety isn\u2019t\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>\u2019s way, targeting as it does alienated teens not unlike Sundermann before he departed western Iowa for the Christianist education he soon fled. So when the intro to their top 100 designated 2016 a \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/the-100-best-albums-of-2016\" target=\"_blank\">catastrophically atrocious shitstain of a year<\/a>,\u201d it was on, including many metal-punk-whatever records I\u2019d never heard of, and hip-hop new to me as well: Fat White Family\u2019s \u201cgrand piece of deliriously unpleasant art\u201d for \u201ca desolate and unpleasant year,\u201d Kodak Black addressing \u201csystematic racism, oppression, and PTSD,\u201d or G.L.O.S.S.\u2019s\u00a0<em>Trans Day of Revenge<\/em>: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/the-100-best-albums-of-2016\" target=\"_blank\">It was needed on\u00a0June 12, it\u2019s still needed now, and it\u2019ll be needed in the years to come<\/a>.\u201d I can\u2019t be sure how much of this music I\u2019d like, much less need. But I\u2019m definitely okay with\u00a0Zeal &amp; Ardor\u2019s sixth-ranked\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jlGBer0VoF8\" target=\"_blank\">Devil Is Fine<\/a><\/em>, the project of a Swiss-born biracial New Yorker who was challenged on 4chan to fuse quote \u201cblack metal\u201d with quote \u201cnigger music.\u201d It begins with a devil-worshipping field chant.<\/p>\n<p>But record reviews are scrawny things up against a patently racist regime designed to gull the down-pressed middle class into underwriting the oppressive superrich\u2014a regime that in under a week was officially masterminded not by the ignoramus-elect but by a Goldman Sachs profiteer turned white-nationalist media mogul set on replacing the federal government with something much worse. If music can keep spirits stalwart, music journalism should try to specify to what end.\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>\u2019s Mark Richardson, a CPA\u2019s son from Lansing, Michigan, couldn\u2019t stop reading\u00a0<em>Politico<\/em>\u00a0before\u00a0November 8, or after. But he remained committed to the music-only business model. So first he invited staffers to\u00a0celebrate records that had helped them \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/thepitch\/1357-what-pitchfork-is-listening-to-today\/\" target=\"_blank\">move forward<\/a>,\u201d with picks ranging from Albert Ayler and Leonard Cohen to Shy Glizzy and Pure Disgust, black artists outnumbering black respondents, and much essential talk about how we need each other. On\u00a0November 10,\u00a0he ran a Greil Marcus\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/features\/greil-marcus-real-life-rock-top-10\/9975-a-historical-shudder-special-election-edition\/\" target=\"_blank\">Real Life Top 10 that quoted Walter Benjamin using the word \u201ctrumpery\u201d<\/a> and hypothesized that Trump was Putin\u2019s agent long before it became a commonplace. And he also ran\u00a0Daphne Carr\u2019s\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/thepitch\/1375-how-to-get-involved-in-politics-right-now-take-these-musicians-leads\/\" target=\"_blank\">November 23\u00a0report on indie artists like Rebel Diaz, Downtown Boys, Titus Andronicus\u2019s Amy Klein, and Grizzly Bear\u2019s Ed Droste protesting, educating, and even electioneering<\/a>. In contrast, the politically explicit\u00a0<em>Rolling Stone\u00a0<\/em>was hobbled by the typesetting lags of yesteryear, so that most of its postelection edition was set preelection, with a chagrined Matt Taibbi postmortem inserted just before close. Nor did its online edition leap into the breach\u2014editor Christian Hoard, a truck driver\u2019s son from Battle Creek, Michigan, told me he was so bummed it took him weeks to snap out of his funk, although soon enough he was pushing for a preinaugural piece that ran online.\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>\u00a0recovered much faster, with a\u00a0November 14\u00a0manifesto headlined\u00a0\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/and-now-we-fight\" target=\"_blank\">And Now We Fight<\/a>\u201d: \u201cHe is a bigot. He is a fascist. He is a misogynist. He is a white supremacist. He is a fraud,\u201d it noted\u2014before climaxing with a defiant graf that employed the idiom \u201cfight like fuck\u201d six times.<\/p>\n<p>Overshadowing all this was a clich\u00e9 in play long before the ever-hustling Amanda Palmer branded it in late December: the numbskull Trump-will-be-good-for-punk theory.\u00a0\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/dont-just-sit-back-and-hope-metal-and-punk-get-better-under-trump\" target=\"_blank\">We\u2019re on the edge of descending into actual fascism, and you\u2019re thinking about your\u00a0<em>record collection<\/em><\/a>?!\u201d fumed\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>\u2019s Kim Kelly in a\u00a0November 10\u00a0essay that urged those suckered by the fallacy to attend instead the abortion-rights Haven Project, Black Lives Matters\u2019s People\u2019s Mondays, or unionizing their workplaces. On\u00a0November 15,\u00a0<em>The Ringer<\/em>\u2019s\u00a0Rob Harvilla squeezed out a nuanced if tortuous think piece that aspired to an art-politics balance\u2014the hard work of activism eased by the compensatory \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/theringer.com\/pop-and-the-donald-trump-culture-wars-c9417c71925c\" target=\"_blank\">forms of play<\/a>\u201d that can \u201cgrow to feel like some of the most important work of all.\u201d And representing for MTV on\u00a0November 11,\u00a0Jessica Hopper <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/news\/2953786\/trump-music-silver-lining-myth\/\" target=\"_blank\">recalled an Iraq war that had withstood oodles of obtuse indie-rock irony<\/a>, reminded us how much musicians needed the ACA, and shouted what should have been obvious: that with Obama up top African Americans had generated \u201ca vast body of personal-political music\u201d more likely to be squelched than sparked by Trumpist repression. In other words, the Trump-will-be-good-for-punk meme was racist at its core.<\/p>\n<p>What Trump was good for even before his electoral coup was anti-Trump songs. Too many of these are flaccid as opposed to stupid, but not the\u00a0John Misty-Tim Heidecker \u201cI Am a Rock\u201d remake \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU\" target=\"_blank\">I Am a Cuck<\/a>,\u201d\u00a0Fiona Apple\u2019s \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/michael-whalen-997591802\/little-hands-womens-march-chant-featuring-fiona-apple\" target=\"_blank\">We don\u2019t want your tiny hands \/ Anywhere near our underpants<\/a>\u201d chant, Mac McCaughan\u2019s hair-of-the-dog\u00a0\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YJCgSKZjP8g\" target=\"_blank\">Happy New Year (Prince Can\u2019t Die Again)<\/a>,\u201d\u00a0Le Tigre\u2019s Clinton fight song \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE\" target=\"_blank\">I\u2019m With Her<\/a>,\u201d or the best by a landslide of the full\u00a0<em>dozen <\/em>Spotify songs entitled either \u201cFuck Donald Trump\u201d or \u201cFuck You Donald Trump,\u201d YG and Nipsey Hussle\u2019s August-released, Bloods-, Crips-, and Nation of Islam\u2013rallying\u00a0\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk\">FDT<\/a>.\u201d Then there was the Christmas release of <a href=\"https:\/\/play.spotify.com\/album\/3v2GjFB9V5kHgrOCXn3sI9?play=true&amp;utm_source=open.spotify.com&amp;utm_medium=open\" target=\"_blank\">Run the Jewels\u2019 kindest and smartest album<\/a>, which built to the crucial Dr. King quote, \u201cA riot is the language of the unheard.\u201d As this music accumulated, legions of pop acts were refusing to play DC on Inauguration Day, which Quasi marked by releasing\u00a0the recommended Portland-scene charity comp\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quasiband.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Battle Hymns<\/a><\/em>, buy it now. And then, the very next day, millions of mostly female humans rose before dawn for\u00a0January 21\u2019s epochal women\u2019s marches\u2014concrete evidence that the resistance was even bigger and deeper than we\u2019d dared hope. It was more momentous than anything I experienced in the sixties\u2014and more inspiring than any song I\u2019ve ever heard.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WkZ5e94QnWk\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p>Within days our nightmare would come truer with the Sessions, DeVos, and Price fast-tracks and the initial travel bans. But soon we saw that we could actually get things undone. Airport actions forestalled hundreds if not thousands of injustices, and though all the town meetings and phone campaigns didn\u2019t stop Sessions or DeVos, they did help topple Labor nominee Andrew Puzder while putting the fear of their constituents into Democratic pols in the ongoing ACA struggle where we won the first round. Our morale maintained. Our spirits were stalwart. And in both matters, face it, music was beside the point. But beside the point isn\u2019t the same as irrelevant, not if you care about music even while wishing songs about freedom didn\u2019t come so much easier than songs about proportional representation.<\/p>\n<p>And it obviously wasn\u2019t irrelevant at\u00a0<em>Rolling Stone<\/em>,\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>, or\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>. <em>Stone\u00a0<\/em>led its\u00a0February 9\u00a0music section with an anti-Trump superstar roundup,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/lists\/13-great-antidonald-trump-protest-songs-w467532\" target=\"_blank\">an anti-Trump playlist<\/a>, and\u00a0a deft, woke <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/features\/bad-and-boujee-inside-atlanta-rap-trio-migos-wild-world-w465205\" target=\"_blank\">J<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/features\/bad-and-boujee-inside-atlanta-rap-trio-migos-wild-world-w465205\" target=\"_blank\">onah Weiner Migos profile<\/a> that unearthed Quavo\u2019s unreleased \u201cI don\u2019t fuck with Donald Trump\u201d line. But the mag\u2019s strength truly is politics proper, which the Macomb County native\u00a0Marc Binelli had already demonstrated with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/features\/inside-trump-county-usa-w462766\" target=\"_blank\">the best by far of the many let\u2019s-have-a-few-beers-in-Youngstown Trump-voter thumbsuckers I\u2019ve speed-read<\/a>. And that same\u00a0issue proved it with a Tim Dickinson demographic breakdown far solider than Matt Taibbi\u2019s extry-extry \u201cThe End of Facts\u201d screed; an embedded portrait of American anarchists combatting ISIS with the Kurds in Iraq; and a Lena Dunham one-pager complementing\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/tv\/features\/john-oliver-vs-the-trump-era-the-rolling-stone-interview-w464969\" target=\"_blank\">a <em>Rolling Stone<\/em> interview with the most articulate political voice in American popular culture, green-card holder John Oliver<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Marcus\u2019s far-ranging monthly columns aside,\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>\u00a0stuck to its all-music program but made an effort to conceive and cover legitimate music-under-Trump stories, the bailiwick of reviewer-turned-staff-writer Marc Hogan, an experienced investigative reporter with a grasp of basic political reality. In the first three months of 2017, Hogan filed compact, meaty features on\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/thepitch\/1407-musicians-are-rallying-to-save-obamacare\/\" target=\"_blank\">alt-rockers campaigning to save their ACA healthcare<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/thepitch\/1418-whats-at-stake-if-trump-kills-the-national-endowment-for-the-arts\/\">Republican hostility to the National Endowment for the Arts<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/thepitch\/1428-heres-what-musicians-hurt-by-the-muslim-ban-have-to-say-to-trump\/\">Muslim musicians beset by ICE goons<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/thepitch\/1459-sxsw-ceo-roland-swenson-talks-the-festivals-deportation-clause-controversy\/\" target=\"_blank\">the mini-furor over South by Southwest\u2019s immigration guidelines<\/a>, and the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/thepitch\/1480-live-musics-biggest-mogul-is-tied-to-neil-gorsuch-trumps-supreme-court-nominee\/\" target=\"_blank\">ties between Neil Gorsuch and Coachella-owner Philip Anschutz<\/a>. I say give Hogan a column that would spur him to dig up as much such stuff as he can.<\/p>\n<p><em>Noisey<\/em>, meanwhile, remained a megaphone to disgruntled fifteen- to twenty-five-year-olds, with explicitly anti-Trump stories a conscious goal. Am I altogether convinced that the future president threw One Direction out of his hotel for declining to socialize with his daughter, or that a chain of Southern radio stations was hacked to play YG\u2019s \u201cFDT\u201d on a loop? Not just because it said so in\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>\u2014but I love these stories regardless. My favorite\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>\u00a0gambit was a Q &amp; A between\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/what-its-like-to-be-an-immigrant-artist-in-trumps-america\" target=\"_blank\">Julia Cumming, of the Brooklyn band Sunflower Bean, and the Iranian American singer Rahill<\/a> about the latter\u2019s volunteer stint as a Farsi translator at JFK. Rahill was so impressed by the immigration lawyers she met that she mused about a career change. Cameron responded: \u201cThis is one thing that\u2019s really hard. I feel powerless because I don\u2019t have the knowledge of what you can actually do, because I\u2019m not in college, I\u2019m not a lawyer, I went straight into music.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Such engagement extended only occasionally to album reviews. Thanks to\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>\u2019s Stuart Berman for unearthing <a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/reviews\/albums\/23058-let-the-dancers-inherit-the-party\/\" target=\"_blank\">the political subtext of what still sounds to me like one more dull\u00a0British Sea Power record<\/a>, and to\u00a0 Laura Snapes for trumpeting\u00a0Priests\u2019 opposition to \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/pitchfork.com\/reviews\/albums\/22740-nothing-feels-natural\/\" target=\"_blank\">corrupt power hierarchies<\/a>\u201d even if I think they\u2019re apolitically amelodic. Thanks, too, for the dropped hints in re Ramadan, the Thirteenth Amendment, and subliminal feminism I found in other\u00a0<em>Pitchfork<\/em>\u00a0reviews when I downed two weeks of them at a sitting. Good for\u00a0<em>Rolling Stone<\/em>\u2019s\u00a0Will Hermes putting women-of-color <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/music\/albumreviews\/review-valerie-june-rhiannon-giddens-and-hftrr-w470575\" target=\"_blank\">Rhiannon Giddens, Valerie June, and Alynda Segarra<\/a> in a single folk-themed review atop the mag\u2019s wizened record section. And if those few examples aren\u2019t enough, which they aren\u2019t, there were still relevant music stories all over the place. Halsey gave a hundred grand to Planned Parenthood. Tegan and Sara set up an LGBTQ foundation.\u00a0The indie songbird Sufjan Stevens placed a <em>WaPo<\/em> op-ed titled \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/acts-of-faith\/wp\/2017\/02\/09\/stop-repeating-the-heresy-of-declaring-the-united-states-a-christian-nation\/?utm_term=.8ecfa3601e13\" target=\"_blank\">Stop Repeating the Heresy of Declaring the United States a \u2018Christian Nation<\/a>.\u2019 \u201d\u00a0The indie percussionist Thor Harris posted an instructional video titled \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.talkhouse.com\/talks\/thor-harris-twitter-nazis\/\" target=\"_blank\">How to Punch a Nazi<\/a>.\u201d\u00a0 Ice-T convened Body Count <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Z7dDdNGcx0U\" target=\"_blank\">to articulate some scabrously intelligent politics and praise Slayer<\/a>. Slayer complained about \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/article\/slayer-wants-all-you-snowflakes-respect-president--249050\" target=\"_blank\">snowflakes commenting their distaste for the new president<\/a>.\u201d Roger Daltrey and John Lydon each professed himself very much pro-Brexit and pretty much anti-Trump. Adele failed to dispose properly of the Grammy she\u2019d prayed Beyonc\u00e9 would get. Lady Gaga failed to foment revolution at the Super Bowl.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/flkuZJ1did8\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*<\/p>\n<p>A few months ago, who the fuck knew what Drumpfjahr II politics would entail? Now, at least, we have an inkling. We know that Trump is every bit as ignorant and narcissistic as we believed without seeming altogether incapable of learning on the job. We know he\u2019s greedier than we thought to worry about. We know he defaults to the vilest Republicans about most of the many things he doesn\u2019t know. We know Clinton wasn\u2019t the real Wall Street candidate or war candidate after all. We know Obama\u2019s nuclear-button argument was no joke. We know there\u2019s worse to come. But we also know the resistance is stronger than we\u2019d dreamed. We know the deep state is more resilient than those who had hopes for it feared and more humane than those who feared it assumed. We know that what are called demonstrations have concrete consequences. We know the Democratic Party is the single blunt instrument at our disposal, to repurpose the barb Steve Bannon used on DT last summer. We know that effective politics must be at least in part electoral politics. And we also know that music remains at the center of our lives.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are the key issues for music criticism in 2017?\u201d a fan recently asked Greil Marcus, who replied: \u201cI can\u2019t speak for anyone but myself. For me, what\u2019s crucial is not to write about music, or anything else, without a sense of tyranny surrounding any attempt at communication, expression, or free speech of any sort.\u201d While more committed than ever in my life to being a nag\u2014to highlighting themes and sneaking in side comments that will harsh escapist mellows\u2014I think that\u2019s too stark. There\u2019s a moment in that\u00a0<em>Noisey<\/em>\u00a0interview that\u2019s stuck with me, when the musician who wishes she\u2019d gone to college says: \u201cThere\u2019s definitely that burnout, that activist burnout, or just general burnout. You have to take a little bit of time for yourself, to open up &#8230; that frilly little way of being the people who make the work that is being consumed\u2014hopefully so life is a bit more bearable.\u201d That\u2019s what Rob Harvilla was getting at with \u201cforms of play.\u201d And I agree.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00a0month or so\u00a0after the coup, I took a cue from Nina\u2019s rescue kittens and began trying out the strange notion that it was our political duty to be happy. My wife had her doubts, but I say I was onto something, because I don\u2019t know how we can resist effectively as depressives. Not that there isn\u2019t always something new to stress about. But music doesn\u2019t have to be relevant to make me happy these days, and when it does make me happy, I tell the world about it. That\u2019s part of the job\u2014and it may be part of the struggle, too.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hlk7o5T56iw\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>The above essay was originally delivered last month at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mopop.org\/programs\/programs\/pop-conference\/\" target=\"_blank\">the 2017 MoPop Pop Conference<\/a> at the Museum of Pop Culture in Seattle.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The brief Consumer Guide album reviews for which longtime <\/em>Village Voice<em> rock critic and senior editor Robert Christgau is best known now appear every <span class=\"aBn\" tabindex=\"0\" data-term=\"goog_1744389973\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Friday<\/span><\/span> in his Expert Witness column at <\/em>Noisey<em>. 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