{"id":101550,"date":"2016-08-16T08:49:02","date_gmt":"2016-08-16T12:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/?p=101550"},"modified":"2016-08-16T11:56:12","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T15:56:12","slug":"harings-kingdom-of-cocks-and-other-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2016\/08\/16\/harings-kingdom-of-cocks-and-other-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Haring\u2019s Kingdom of Cocks, and Other News"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_101552\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/haringdicks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-101552\" class=\"wp-image-101552\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/haringdicks.jpg\" alt=\"haringdicks\" width=\"600\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/haringdicks.jpg 1400w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/haringdicks-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/haringdicks-768x549.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/haringdicks-1024x731.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (min-width: 62.5em) 67vw, 100vw\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-101552\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">From Keith Haring\u2019s <i>Manhattan Penis\u00a0Drawings for Ken Hicks<\/i>. Image via Hyperallergic<\/p><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>If you live in New York, you have to make your peace with Keith Haring\u2014his public works are all over town. But the city\u2019s murals rarely, if ever, showcase Haring\u2019s once-in-a-generation gift for drawing cocks. To see that, you must turn to <em>Manhattan Penis Drawings for Ken Hicks<\/em>, a new book of Haring\u2019s dicks that \u201cenvisions the city as a kingdom of phalluses\u201d: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/hyperallergic.com\/304132\/keith-haring-envisions-manhattan-as-a-kingdom-of-penises\/\" target=\"_blank\">he transforms\u00a0Manhattan\u2019s churches, skyscrapers, and fire hydrants into architectural penises<\/a>. The Twin Towers become twin penises. There are penises drawn in front of Tiffany\u2019s, in front of the Museum of Modern Art, while \u2018waiting for a yam.\u2019\u00a0There are minimalist penises, composed of\u00a0as few lines as possible. There are also Gucci penises, alphabet penises, flying torpedo penises, optical illusion penises, deconstructed penises, \u2018actual size\u2019 tracings of penises, and clusters of penises on the subway at rush hour.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Here\u2019s one way museums have found to make money: they\u2019ll let you watch the varnish dry. It\u2019s not quite as lively as watching the actual <em>paint <\/em>dry, no, but for people with a new interest in the art of conservation, it\u2019ll do. At the Mus\u00e9e d\u2019Orsay, Doreen Carvajal reports, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2016\/08\/16\/arts\/design\/showtime-at-the-musee-dorsay-watching-varnish-dry.html?smid=tw-nytimesarts&amp;smtyp=cur&amp;mtrref=t.co\" target=\"_blank\">the once mysterious craft is increasingly turning into a high-end reality show\u2014long-running spectacles that appeal to donors who lavish money on makeovers, but trouble some conservators accustomed to quiet and absolute concentration<\/a> \u2026 In the slow-moving drama of restoration, fishbone cracks vanish, figures that were muddy sepia become radiantly blush, and yellow clouds, thick with old varnish, transform into white gauze tinged with rose. The results are a publicity bonanza for museums; they tell a before-and-after narrative that attracts media attention and appeals to crowdfunding campaigns and companies that have never donated to art projects before.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>In 1938, Gertrude Stein published <em>The World Is Round<\/em>, a book for children. Let her never be accused of condescending to kids\u2014she dumbs nothing down. In fact, the manuscript sounds pretty much the same as her works for adults do: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/nightlight\/2016\/08\/15\/gertrude_stein_s_children_s_book_presents_a_here_and_now_guide_to_the_imagination.html\" target=\"_blank\">Everywhere there was somewhere and everywhere there they were men women children dogs cows wild pigs little rabbits cats lizards and animals<\/a> \u2026 Rose was her name and would she have been Rose if her name had not been Rose \u2026 Don\u2019t bother about the commas which aren\u2019t there, read the words. Don\u2019t worry about the sense that is there, read the words. If you have any trouble, read faster and faster until you don\u2019t.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>It\u2019s important to have a contingency plan. If life on Earth takes a turn for the apocalyptic, you won\u2019t find me huddled around some garbage fire eating another man\u2019s thigh, no, sir. I\u2019ll be on the moon. <em>The Atlantic<\/em> has taught me how to claim land there: \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/science\/archive\/2016\/08\/a-tricky-way-to-claim-land-on-the-moon\/495578\/?utm_source=atltw\" target=\"_blank\">You could launch a small rover\u2014like China\u2019s Jade Rabbit, which\u00a0just ceased operations\u2014to set up a research station at one of the moon\u2019s more resource-rich areas, probably the poles<\/a>. The rover would set down a copper wire, trundle a few meters away and unspool more wire. This length of wire is now a low-frequency radio antenna. Think of the rabbit-ear dipole antenna on an ancient TV set \u2026 Under the Outer Space Treaty, you would have to allow other countries and entities to inspect your new solar observatory. But the treaty also says that inspections cannot get in the way of your normal operations, and any inspection would likely interfere with your radio observations. So for practical purposes, nobody else can ever come to your mountaintop. You have become the de facto owner of that piece of lunar real estate.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Thomas Mann\u2019s story \u201cMario and the Magician\u201d skewered Mussolini <a href=\"https:\/\/newrepublic.com\/article\/136045\/evil-magician-casts-spell\" target=\"_blank\">as a man with \u201cvery ugly hair\u201d and \u201csmall hard eyes, with flabby pouches beneath them\u201d\u2014a man who \u201ctalked without stopping\u2014but only in vague, boastful, self-advertising phrases.\u201d<\/a> You see where this is going, don\u2019t you? How this fascistic asshole might resemble another, more contemporary fascistic asshole? Don\u2019t make me spell it out. Colin Campbell writes of Mann\u2019s story, \u201cThe magician\u2019s name is Cipolla, and his show is preceded by a flurry of cheap publicity. When Cipolla himself appears on stage, he spouts a lot of blather about his grand reputation and, after ingratiating himself and reading a few minds, he makes it clear that he leads and commands, while others willingly follow and obey. But could he make a gentleman who challenged him dance foolishly even against his will? \u2018 \u201cEven against your will,\u201d answered Cipolla, in unforgettable accents.\u2019 \u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you live in New York, you have to make your peace with Keith Haring\u2014his public works are all over town. But the city\u2019s murals rarely, if ever, showcase Haring\u2019s once-in-a-generation gift for drawing cocks. To see that, you must turn to Manhattan Penis Drawings for Ken Hicks, a new book of Haring\u2019s dicks that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2512],"tags":[23943,21962,3618,19381,3292,4531,23946,23942,16240,23945,13055,23944,1073],"class_list":["post-101550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-shelf","tag-art-conservation","tag-benito-mussolini","tag-childrens-books","tag-donald-trump","tag-gertrude-stein","tag-keith-haring","tag-life-on-the-moon","tag-manhattan-penis-drawings-for-ken-hicks","tag-musee-dorsay","tag-outer-space","tag-the-moon","tag-the-world-is-round","tag-thomas-mann"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v25.4 (Yoast SEO v25.4) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Keith Haring\u2019s Book of Penis Drawings Is Better Than It Sounds<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"This and more in today\u2019s roundup.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2016\/08\/16\/harings-kingdom-of-cocks-and-other-news\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Haring\u2019s Kingdom of Cocks, and Other News by Dan Piepenbring\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"August 16, 2016 \u2013 If you live in New York, you have to make your peace with Keith Haring\u2014his public works are all over town. 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