{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"The Paris Review","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog","author_name":"Sadie Stein","author_url":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/author\/sstein\/","title":"Back Away Slowly by Sadie Stein","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"0FM9kcwSeu\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2015\/10\/08\/back-away-slowly\/\">Back Away Slowly<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/2015\/10\/08\/back-away-slowly\/embed\/#?secret=0FM9kcwSeu\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Back Away Slowly&#8221; &#8212; The Paris Review\" data-secret=\"0FM9kcwSeu\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"October 8, 2015 \u2013 Contrary to popular wisdom, in my experience many of the best comebacks are not cutting. L\u2019esprit d\u2019escalier is all well and good, but take it from me,","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.theparisreview.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/a_woman_diagnosed_as_suffering_from_hilarious_mania._colour_wellcome_l0026687.jpg","thumbnail_width":1094,"thumbnail_height":910}