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Dead Authors at Fashion Week: Part 1

September 12, 2012 | by

F. Scott Fitzgerald Attends the Alexander Wang Spring 2013 Show.

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere sit in front of you at the Wang show:

—“So sorry, but the front row is reserved for bloggers. Writers are in the second.”

“I am most certainly a blogger.”

—“What’s your blog?”

“It’s called Tumblr. Keeps my readers in high spirits.”

[A pause; it endured horribly.]

I cannot accept that I’m to be deprived of half the view of a show that endures for a mere five minutes. Not to mention the insult of being told by an intern. In turn, I—

—“Hi, can I take a quick picture of your style for my blog? ”

“Oh, absolutely!”

—“Wait, don’t smile.”

“Oh, no, of course, I’m sorry.”

—“And who makes your suit and shoes?”

“Happens to be a rather confidential sort of thing. You can just put ‘vintage’.”

6 COMMENTS

6 Comments

  1. James | September 12, 2012 at 10:09 am

    This is delightful! What a great idea!!

  2. Elizabeth | September 12, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Keep ‘em coming! Please!

  3. Kizzy Doll | September 12, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Loved this :) Can’t wait to read more!

  4. Mary Lee | September 12, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    wonderful!

  5. Nico | September 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Katherine, you’re nailing it as always!

  6. Vinatge Babe | September 24, 2012 at 6:17 am

    Love it!

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